We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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Awesome just need a sharpie to write on his stomach and color his nipples
Did you shave them first?
This has Michigan written all over it.
You do realize you can be sued for sexual assault, spend time in jail, and live your life as a registered sex offender now right?
Ahhhhh yes, reminds me of UF! I first had this dine to me, and got my revenge. I was hammered, and woke up to neon orange balls. About a year later the dude that did it brought his freshly 18 year old sister to my party. She walked out looking like she had just given birth!
Pretty standard frat joke. We'd usually use a nice neon colored highlighter, or maybe two different colored ones to give the boys some contrast. Nothin like a bad hangover to go with a set of neon green balls! For extra fun, find highlighters that glow in the dark.
Gayest thing I've ever heard
@ 12:39...I'm not sure how you would consider 989 to be metro-Detroit - most any city in the 989 area code is a solid 3 hour drive away. That said, I can see this type of thing happening in Mt. Pleasant, especially at one of the more degenerate frats at CMU.
I understand some kind of washable paint... But spray paint? That's not good for the skin (toxic) and testicles are sensitive as it is... Way to be douches and stupid
If the people that did the painting are older than 15, they are the kind of people that make the world suck. I can understand young idiocy, but grown idiocy is intolerable in my life. These are the kind of people that die and I throw a party. Grow up. Harming someone else is not fun or cool.
@8:39- nice revenge...mean but niiiiiccee!
@11:39- if the dude is THAT black out drunk, he deserves to be fucked with. plus, while u could get a sex offender charge, no good humored frat brother should put one of his boys in jail, that just proves u cant handle frat life
989 248 love it metro Detroit is reppin tonight!!!
I've always used a sharpie,but that's way better
Relax 11:40 u douche
Burn! i cant imagine trying to get that out.
as long as you spray-painted them blue.
Totally fake and stupid
Blue Balls!!! nice 8:42
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wtf. why would you do that to the poor guy?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
wow. I feel sad for those who are taking this so seriously. "Spend time as a registered sex offender". Hey 11:39 go out and have some fun with your life......"If the people that did the painting are older than 15, they are the kind of people that make the world suck." 11:40..its time to move out of your parents house.
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?