i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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now people say sleeping with your boss will keep your job, but sleeping with jesus wont get you into heaven, especially since you arent married :)
sounds like indiana to me. fuckin catholics
Sleep your way into heaven.
Hahahaha this is a good one.
...alum... sounds like Holy Cross to me ....
You spelled cum wrong, trick!
I had sex last night
Tfln is for the gays