i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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sounds like indiana to me. fuckin catholics
now people say sleeping with your boss will keep your job, but sleeping with jesus wont get you into heaven, especially since you arent married :)
Sleep your way into heaven.
Hahahaha this is a good one.
...alum... sounds like Holy Cross to me ....
You spelled cum wrong, trick!
I had sex last night
Tfln is for the gays