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  • 47 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:40am

    I'm gonna start living by McDonalds time.

  • 37 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:55pm

    3:04 - you're a party pooper.

  • 34 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:53am

    theres heaps off people drunk all over the world, why not join em

  • 36 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:04am

    Big deal, a lot of people drink at 11 am. Its called college. 9:37, I really hope you do actually realize that most skinheads are in fact misunderstood, and that you aren't some douche bag who thinks all skinheads are racist.

  • 31 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:32pm

    For the past few summers I had to use Mcdonalds time to determine when I was in the next day, since I would frequently arrive at home at 9AM or later. They start serving breakfast at 4 or 4:30 (I've seen them both). That's when morning starts. I never really though about using it to "end" the morning and start drinking, but I will now. Thanks!

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:58am

    11 am? Please. What do you think a bloody mary, bellini, screwdriver, and Irish coffee are for?

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 10:53pm

    FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

  • 27 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:21pm

    I am getting sooo sick of all posts allong the lines of "oh mai gawd, ur drinking!?? its 11am lolz" How lame are you people

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:45am

    I've had those days when I actually started before 10.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:20am

    There's a brunch clause to morning drinking, but how are mimosas more appropriate than screwdrivers?

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:11am

    its five o'clock somewhere

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    Once breakfast starts (4:00) it's morning then when lunch starts it's afternoon to drink, that's how I see it

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:44am

    Ahahaha. This one's local to me. I've worked at the local McD's... hell, could be one of my drunk-ass former coworkers.

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:12am

    me again, i wish i good click good day/afternoon

  • 24 26
    Submitted by leon74 on Jan 24, 10 at 3:31am

    Can't argue with that logic.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:37am

    grow up 337, alchies are nice people who are just misunderstood. similar to carnies, skinheads and pedophiles.

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:18am

    hahaha awesome! thats how life should be!

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:10am

    I fucking love alcoholics.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:37am

    no one loves alcoholics, dumbass. they're miserable to be around and they don't do anything productive. the only possibly enjoyable thing about them is laughing at them.

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