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  • Be a man and and have her show up at your door naked, clean shaven, with a pizza and a case of beer.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 29, 12 at 9:30pm
  • What do you expect when you text this to his ex?

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 29, 12 at 10:18pm
  • Bitter chicks fuck harder… unfortunately that doesn't necessarily mean BETTER.

    Submitted by RighteousDiego on Feb 29, 12 at 4:22pm
  • 1-802 is a green-eyed bitch

    Submitted by polacke on Feb 29, 12 at 4:52pm
  • Sounds like she needs a cock inside her...

    Submitted by T_boned on Feb 29, 12 at 7:56pm
  • Hahahahaha this sounds like me and my friends. Hateful loving friendship.

    Submitted by ctown61 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:52pm
  • 1(802) needs some balls on her chin.

    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:43pm
  • Well somebody's been taking shots of the haterade. Desperations not a good scent either

    Submitted by aronnin on Mar 2, 12 at 3:44am

    Submitted by soccergirl1 on Feb 29, 12 at 8:21pm
  • What's there to be jealous of? \nShe drives herself to his house instead of them going on a date and he bones her then plays Xbox. How romantic

    Submitted by dmyjuly on Mar 2, 12 at 3:44pm
  • Funny! But warn you..don't get into the relationship rut! Dressing up is always more fun..even if you get naked in two minutes after walking in. He will still appreciate it.

    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 29, 12 at 8:03pm
  • bitter much?

    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 29, 12 at 4:04pm
  • "You can leave your hat on."

    Submitted by sven308 on Mar 1, 12 at 8:30am