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  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 29, 12 at 10:18pm

    What do you expect when you text this to his ex?

    • Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 29, 12 at 11:31pm

      bwahahaha ur comment rocks. wittastic

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 29, 12 at 9:30pm

    Be a man and and have her show up at your door naked, clean shaven, with a pizza and a case of beer.

  • Submitted by RighteousDiego on Feb 29, 12 at 4:22pm

    Bitter chicks fuck harder… unfortunately that doesn't necessarily mean BETTER.

  • Submitted by polacke on Feb 29, 12 at 4:52pm

    1-802 is a green-eyed bitch

  • Submitted by T_boned on Feb 29, 12 at 7:56pm

    Sounds like she needs a cock inside her...

  • Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:43pm

    1(802) needs some balls on her chin.

  • Submitted by ctown61 on Feb 29, 12 at 6:52pm

    Hahahahaha this sounds like me and my friends. Hateful loving friendship.

  • Submitted by dmyjuly on Mar 2, 12 at 3:44pm

    What's there to be jealous of? \nShe drives herself to his house instead of them going on a date and he bones her then plays Xbox. How romantic

  • Submitted by soccergirl1 on Feb 29, 12 at 8:21pm


  • Submitted by aronnin on Mar 2, 12 at 3:44am

    Well somebody's been taking shots of the haterade. Desperations not a good scent either

  • Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 29, 12 at 8:03pm

    Funny! But warn you..don't get into the relationship rut! Dressing up is always more fun..even if you get naked in two minutes after walking in. He will still appreciate it.

  • Submitted by sven308 on Mar 1, 12 at 8:30am

    "You can leave your hat on."

  • Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 29, 12 at 4:04pm

    bitter much?