Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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He better not have eaten the last cupcake too.
well done sir
You get one obligatory punch in the face and a case of beer. If that doesn't solve a problem you're not really friends.
And so ends a blossoming friendship...
Sure they can.... "I fucked your little sis bro. If it makes it any better, I can tell you she isn't a whore."
This is not difficult: "Because her battery was dead."
You know full damn well that SOB ate the last cupcake
Obviously they were studying together
Did she go north to south or east to west -Daniel Tosh
annnnnd then the friend would get his ass beat
Make sure your mom wasn't there too! Having the magical threesome, you are sooooo lucky
U know why
He gave her the "sex talk"
Ya a punch in the face cant be either
"Ummmm, weelllll, hmmmm, the best way I can put this is, I tapped that last night... But don't worry, she's not a whore, she was still really tight.. But not sooo much any more..."\nTFM FTW=An bond that makes you closer to one another and more than just Bros...
It depends whether or not you're gullible and willing to buy some bs to not have the image of me fucking her in your mind
Mthib: with visual and interactive aids.
She was just too tight on his pinky finger to handle a bunch of text messages early in the morning.
Please. You know you will jerk off to the video later