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  • 118 25
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 11, 12 at 11:32am
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    Do you___,Take____ to be your lawfully wedded_____?

  • 36 11
    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 11, 12 at 1:47pm
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    "Slave" works. You can also say you "own their ass."

  • 41 23
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 11, 12 at 12:24pm
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    lewinskyed

  • 33 24
    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 11, 12 at 1:58pm
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    That would be your boyfriend.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 11, 12 at 2:39pm
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    dear ________, based on your deplorable and/or futile attempts at ________, I have effectively deemed superior to thee

  • 26 21
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 12, 12 at 12:00am
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    "I'm going to Disney Land!"

  • 22 16
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Feb 12, 12 at 6:41am
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    Welcome to jail?

  • 28 29
    Submitted by seidel182 on Feb 11, 12 at 2:21pm
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    Oh central Texas, why are your posts homorific

  • 22 18
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 11, 12 at 9:00pm
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    The hell with PC. Be an honest man.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by tnip on Feb 11, 12 at 6:07pm
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    Lawyered.

  • 14 24
    Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 13, 12 at 5:55am
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    "they my bitchhh, back off before' your mine.." god acting black in MO is hard..