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  • Or he has a cool girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:01pm
  • YES! I'm the one who got this text message and this girl isn't even my girlfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:38pm
  • that ones a keeper. I'd be smitten.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Thats essentially the way my relationship rolls!!! except who used condoms... seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 11:35 I AM a girl so i totally have herpes and bang chicksss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:40pm
  • im so jealsou. i would love to get this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:05pm
  • a "9 1/2 Weeks" moment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:04pm
  • first poster is jealous the second one is well informed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:03pm
  • that sounds great :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 11:35 must have missed the part where you mentioned your gender, sexual orientation, and list of STDs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:45pm
  • that guy is getting the two things i want most: sex and food. WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Lol just did that the other night-more power to ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:24am
  • I want one

    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 16, 10 at 10:59am
  • i think 11:32 has herpes and only gets it from girls who are loose. ouch. sounds like you need this girl in your life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:35pm
  • if this is a girl, she is the best girlfriend of all time...i shall build a shrine to you miss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • To that girl: marry me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:10pm
  • All you assholes asking who uses condoms anymore please never wonder why you get stuck with a kid and a vd at 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:57am
  • at this level of a relationship, who uses condoms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27pm
  • 8:03pm Fuck off dipshit, it was a joke. Not too bright huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:07am
  • YEAHHH! thats funny as shit. and its from my area code. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:56pm
  • yea me too, but its not funny...wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:09pm
  • 11:14 poop/runs is socially unacceptable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 11:45 must be a double down douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:53pm
  • wow who uses condoms anymore........... just use the chinese food box... it'll stretch her vag but will guarantee EASY access next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Seems to me the chinese food could cause a whole other level of problems...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:14pm
  • how is there any indication that this is a girl sending the text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52am
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