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  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:04pm
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    a "9 1/2 Weeks" moment?

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:57am
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    All you assholes asking who uses condoms anymore please never wonder why you get stuck with a kid and a vd at 16

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:40pm
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    11:35 I AM a girl so i totally have herpes and bang chicksss

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:05pm
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    im so jealsou. i would love to get this text

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:01pm
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    Or he has a cool girlfriend...

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:24am
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    Lol just did that the other night-more power to ya

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:45pm
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    11:35 must have missed the part where you mentioned your gender, sexual orientation, and list of STDs.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:47pm
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    that ones a keeper. I'd be smitten.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:58pm
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    that guy is getting the two things i want most: sex and food. WIN.

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:35pm
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    i think 11:32 has herpes and only gets it from girls who are loose. ouch. sounds like you need this girl in your life...

  • 29 37
    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 16, 10 at 10:59am
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    I want one

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:53pm
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    that sounds great :)

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:53pm
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    11:45 must be a double down douche bag

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:03pm
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    first poster is jealous the second one is well informed

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:18pm
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    Thats essentially the way my relationship rolls!!! except who used condoms... seriously

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:10pm
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    To that girl: marry me

  • 25 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:33pm
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    11:14 poop/runs is socially unacceptable

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:38pm
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    YES! I'm the one who got this text message and this girl isn't even my girlfriend!

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:14pm
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    Seems to me the chinese food could cause a whole other level of problems...

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:56pm
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    YEAHHH! thats funny as shit. and its from my area code. lol.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:07am
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    8:03pm Fuck off dipshit, it was a joke. Not too bright huh?

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27pm
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    at this level of a relationship, who uses condoms?

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm
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    if this is a girl, she is the best girlfriend of all time...i shall build a shrine to you miss

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:09pm
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    yea me too, but its not funny...wtf?

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52am
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    how is there any indication that this is a girl sending the text?

  • 20 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:32pm
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    wow who uses condoms anymore........... just use the chinese food box... it'll stretch her vag but will guarantee EASY access next time