My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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You sound like a douche
5 bucks says you got that ass beat.
Then you feel it in the morning.
nothing is more fun then "fighting" a drunk self entitled douche...no balance no coordination throws haymakers that if they were any more broadcasted there would be CNN coverage...and you don't go to jail for choking them out!! WEEE!!!
I couldn't agree more. Drunken suburban douche nozzles are SOOO much fun.
815's have no business in the Chi.....go back to the burbs douche!!
Gotta be a UIC douche bag. He's just beggin for a beating!
Yeah he is a douce he is from Rockford
If you only need 3 shots to act retarded then chances are you're just retarded and don't need to drink.
Keeping it real in the valley. Way to make me proud of my roots.