She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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You fuck girls that hard and they will never take you seriously as a real boyfriend. That shit hurts them, dude.
Ouch... *tightly crosses legs*
You beat your meat like it owed you money?
that was truly funny
Did you tell her she could have a steam train, if she'd just lay down her track?
didn't you die in police custody?
I guess this is a pointless comment since the porn star sledgehammer died and its a local LA story
You sure do know an lot about porn!
What guy doesn't?
He tickled his pickle too much... no wonder he was unpopular
Jackhammer got all the ladies