his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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in twenty years or so her parents proudest moment will be when she makes the same deal for a diamond.
Except then she'll never touch it!
Did the girl's mom get a note saying she was a small hooker?
the littlest hooker sounds like a lifetime movie
Hans Christian Hand-her-some
That's one smart kid
Like father like son?
So young and yet he already understands that sex has costs...both physically and spiritually
Future commodities trader
Congrats! Your son is already a master manipulator. Good job dad! We needed more assholes in this world.
Better have been a good rock. Oh and congratulations :)
I would do anything for a rock
I I would buy my son an xbox and ps3
Stuntin like my daddy
@nunu It sounds like a Golden Book.
lol I was gunna say that originally but figured nobody would know what those were
And that girl is going to be a huge whore.
I'm just waiting for this phone call from my sons kindy teacher....
Damn nunubeest! How do you manage to consistently be more entertaining than the actual txt?
Why would a teacher be trying to get a little girl to touch his penis?