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  • Submitted by zeebone on Mar 3, 12 at 2:13pm

    in twenty years or so her parents proudest moment will be when she makes the same deal for a diamond.

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      Submitted by GutterBalls on Mar 4, 12 at 10:18am

      Except then she'll never touch it!

  • Submitted by Bloomfield on Mar 3, 12 at 2:12pm

    Did the girl's mom get a note saying she was a small hooker?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 3, 12 at 10:56pm

      the littlest hooker sounds like a lifetime movie

  • Submitted by Gatortail on Mar 3, 12 at 2:22pm

    That's one smart kid

  • Submitted by tiresomeaidz on Mar 3, 12 at 5:01pm

    Like father like son?

  • Submitted by atlas117 on Mar 3, 12 at 2:42pm

    So young and yet he already understands that sex has costs...both physically and spiritually

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Mar 3, 12 at 8:08pm

    Future commodities trader

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    Submitted by dash_coexist on Mar 24, 12 at 8:09pm

    Better have been a good rock. Oh and congratulations :)

  • Submitted by likeaboss77 on Mar 4, 12 at 8:34pm

    Congrats! Your son is already a master manipulator. Good job dad! We needed more assholes in this world.

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Mar 4, 12 at 9:41am

    @nunu It sounds like a Golden Book.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 4, 12 at 4:01pm

      lol I was gunna say that originally but figured nobody would know what those were

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    Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 31, 12 at 1:34am

    I would do anything for a rock

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 4, 12 at 3:33am

    Stuntin like my daddy

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    Submitted by wetupyasweata on Mar 8, 12 at 7:16pm

    I I would buy my son an xbox and ps3

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 3, 12 at 7:25pm

    And that girl is going to be a huge whore.

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    Submitted by monkers on Mar 4, 12 at 9:06pm

    Damn nunubeest! How do you manage to consistently be more entertaining than the actual txt?

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    Submitted by phatmadge on Mar 9, 12 at 3:08am

    I'm just waiting for this phone call from my sons kindy teacher....

  • Submitted by joshua_valentine on Mar 4, 12 at 12:13pm

    Why would a teacher be trying to get a little girl to touch his penis?