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    Submitted by Bloomfield on Jan 28, 13 at 11:54am

    You don't get the metaphor because it is a simile.

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      Submitted by kbai on Jan 28, 13 at 6:51pm

      okay well i dont get the similie

  • 37 32
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 28, 13 at 11:36am

    I'm not sure I follow the metaphor...

  • 37 35
    Submitted by budman999 on Jan 28, 13 at 11:41am

    Holy shit! That's a pretty long dick!

  • 36 35
    Submitted by LemmePhister on Jan 28, 13 at 7:14pm

    ......what?

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 31, 13 at 8:25pm

    Heidi???

  • 34 40
    Submitted by llamachicaou on Jan 30, 13 at 8:45am

    Amusing at first, but increasingly awkward and painful until you finally end up in the ER?

  • 29 44
    Submitted by dangitslexi on Jan 31, 13 at 7:38am

    Awks, a simile is a type of metaphor.

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 28, 13 at 3:46pm

    Touche...