you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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