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  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:59pm

    That's When You Know Either A) It's A Good Night B) You Should Call It Quits.

  • 76 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:39pm

    fuck i have no friends i hate my life... screw all of you too. dont ask why.

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:39pm

    wtf does this even mean?

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:25pm

    whaaaat does this have to do with being patriotic or not... silly.

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:41pm

    hahaha! drinking and driving is fun

  • 69 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:09pm

    right there with you. america rules the world. hell yes

  • 72 58
    Submitted by btaylor1986 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:54am

    Ha. My friend told me that she had to "sleep on an air mattress because her car is not here."

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:38pm

    6:41 go fuck yourself. asshole

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:15am

    It would have been an awesome night if you'd managed to get the house started and into gear...

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:39am

    yes, proud to be an american. fuck yea! fuck everyone else

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:52am

    haha im the one who posted this. 120 yes i will marry you, and i am a dude 403.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:56am

    and can i also say, i love that this is one of those texts that people really dont seem to know whether it was a good night or a bad night. let me just say this. a replacement key costs less than $2.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:42pm

    I love weed so fucking much is makes me cry

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:33pm

    anyone notice how on the 4th of july everyony gets real patriotic? but on any other day its "get out of iraq now" or "obamas a socialist". i think we should just agree that our country is a great place to live but it has its faults.

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:28pm

    this is fucking hilarious. everyone of you has a stick up ur ass. goodnight.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:03pm

    she thought that her house was her car thats what it means.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:20am

    marry meeeeee <3 haha this is hysterical. no lie.

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:27pm

    A few times while high I've tried to start the engine when it was already on.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:08pm

    Come on. This is fucking funny.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:15am

    1:04 - How do you know that god hates other countries? Betcha he doesn't, but you do, because you are narrowminded and nationalistic.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:22am

    uhmmm, 10:39 greattt storyyy

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:24pm

    L M A O Oh, and 12:59. We probably screwed you first. :)

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:04pm

    be lucky you have a car and keys and a house. thank god you live in america. god loves us and praises us and hates so many other countries. he doesn't give them the great things we have. happy birthday to this great nation!