i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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hahaha! drinking and driving is fun
whaaaat does this have to do with being patriotic or not... silly.
right there with you. america rules the world. hell yes
fuck i have no friends i hate my life... screw all of you too. dont ask why.
wtf does this even mean?
yes, proud to be an american. fuck yea! fuck everyone else
6:41 go fuck yourself. asshole
anyone notice how on the 4th of july everyony gets real patriotic? but on any other day its "get out of iraq now" or "obamas a socialist". i think we should just agree that our country is a great place to live but it has its faults.
and can i also say, i love that this is one of those texts that people really dont seem to know whether it was a good night or a bad night. let me just say this. a replacement key costs less than $2.
A few times while high I've tried to start the engine when it was already on.
marry meeeeee <3
haha this is hysterical. no lie.
I love weed so fucking much is makes me cry
It would have been an awesome night if you'd managed to get the house started and into gear...
haha im the one who posted this. 120 yes i will marry you, and i am a dude 403.
Come on. This is fucking funny.
she thought that her house was her car thats what it means.
Ha. My friend told me that she had to "sleep on an air mattress because her car is not here."
1:04 - How do you know that god hates other countries? Betcha he doesn't, but you do, because you are narrowminded and nationalistic.
uhmmm, 10:39 greattt storyyy
That's When You Know Either
A) It's A Good Night
B) You Should Call It Quits.
this is fucking hilarious. everyone of you has a stick up ur ass. goodnight.
L M A O
Oh, and 12:59. We probably screwed you first. :)
be lucky you have a car and keys and a house. thank god you live in america. god loves us and praises us and hates so many other countries. he doesn't give them the great things we have. happy birthday to this great nation!