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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:55pm

    That's stolen off the Simpsons, except replace treadmill with front yard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:38pm

    That's awesome I've gotten drunk and slept on a treadmill before

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    oh k-town.. Let's not embarass ourselves here

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:59pm

    is it weird that this quote came straight from a simpsons episode?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:07pm

    could be ottawa.. bottom line: this text is lame

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:42pm

    Lmao that's pretty good

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:28pm

    Yeah, stolen-from-the-Simpsons fail. Be more creative.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03am

    It's always easier to workout in your sleep

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 14, 12 at 7:34am

    Because you're so fat you need to exercise in your sleep?