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(315): View more from New York

I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex

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(801): View more from Utah

My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"

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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time

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(989): View more from Michigan

You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

someone just got arrested on campus...

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holy fuck look at all that cocaine

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti

(615): View more from Tennessee

That's what happens when you party with the tribe

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(815): View more from Illinois

WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!

(847): View more from Illinois

1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us

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