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  • You shouldn't have run from the pizza guy in the first place.

    Submitted by stevebauer on Mar 4, 11 at 1:49pm
  • Orrrr.....go back to the nurse?

    Submitted by CIT on Mar 4, 11 at 12:05pm
  • Dumbass. Peroxide kills healthy tissue. Use the pocketknife, get it over with and drink up! Maybe it's just that I'm an ER nurse, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that alcohol played a role in your need for sutures in the first place?

    Submitted by croehr on Mar 4, 11 at 11:23am
    • I'm not a nurse, but I've taken out plenty of my own stitches and agree, OP has about 13 items more than he/she needs...Get either a small knife or scissors and some tweezers...done.

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Mar 4, 11 at 4:17pm
  • If they're ready to be removed you should be fine with fingernail clippers, tweezers, and some rubbing alcohol to sterilize. It shouldn't hurt so much that you need the beers, unless you're a wuss.

    Submitted by Taipan on Mar 4, 11 at 12:09pm
  • I took my own braces off in high school. I used needle nose pliars, a kitchen spoon, and a fingernail file. good on ya!

    Submitted by dudewalker on Mar 4, 11 at 11:17am
  • Dude, my stepdad took my stitches out with tweezers and nail clippers, not painful, I was 8...grow some balls.

    Submitted by amind54 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:17am
    • I've always taken out my own stitches but this was from a pretty sloppy circular saw incident and I had to see my surgeon again after, so I let that hoe take em out for me. The ones she forgot where burried underneath all the tissue so I had to dig them out with a knife to expose the knots. It was simple after that

      Submitted by onetime4 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:52pm
  • like a boss

    Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 6, 11 at 5:55pm
  • Let's not

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 4, 11 at 1:01pm
  • Somebody needs to get a Darwin Award in

    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 5, 11 at 12:59pm
  • So happy im from the 419...

    Submitted by Jailbait1994 on Mar 5, 11 at 9:13am
  • Unless you have no pain tolerance all you need is a pair of fingernail clippers and tweezers.

    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 4, 11 at 11:12pm
  • First of all, no one cares about your credentials here, even if they are true. Secondly, peroxide kills healthy bacteria but so does anything else you would clean a wound with, because it kills the bad bacteria too. It can't pick. They are better off cleaning it after using dirty utensils. Last thing, you're plucking threads out of a healed wound not doing surgery, get some tweezers or small scissors and drink after.

    Submitted by anonny on Mar 4, 11 at 5:03pm
  • No one cares that you're an er nurse, shut up. Your reply was stupid

    Submitted by jondime23 on Mar 4, 11 at 7:03pm
  • Not!!!

    Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 5, 11 at 3:22pm
  • This is obviously fake, beer is not a surgical tool!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:04pm
  • Just chew them out like a dog after it gets neutered.

    Submitted by Twisted_84 on Apr 4, 13 at 7:56pm
  • First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.

    Submitted by jaesm17 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:03am