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  • Submitted by stevebauer on Mar 4, 11 at 1:49pm

    You shouldn't have run from the pizza guy in the first place.

  • Submitted by croehr on Mar 4, 11 at 11:23am

    Dumbass. Peroxide kills healthy tissue. Use the pocketknife, get it over with and drink up! Maybe it's just that I'm an ER nurse, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that alcohol played a role in your need for sutures in the first place?

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      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Mar 4, 11 at 4:17pm

      I'm not a nurse, but I've taken out plenty of my own stitches and agree, OP has about 13 items more than he/she needs...Get either a small knife or scissors and some tweezers...done.

  • Submitted by CIT on Mar 4, 11 at 12:05pm

    Orrrr.....go back to the nurse?

  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 4, 11 at 12:09pm

    If they're ready to be removed you should be fine with fingernail clippers, tweezers, and some rubbing alcohol to sterilize. It shouldn't hurt so much that you need the beers, unless you're a wuss.

  • Submitted by dudewalker on Mar 4, 11 at 11:17am

    I took my own braces off in high school. I used needle nose pliars, a kitchen spoon, and a fingernail file. good on ya!

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    Submitted by amind54 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:17am

    Dude, my stepdad took my stitches out with tweezers and nail clippers, not painful, I was 8...grow some balls.

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      Submitted by onetime4 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:52pm

      I've always taken out my own stitches but this was from a pretty sloppy circular saw incident and I had to see my surgeon again after, so I let that hoe take em out for me. The ones she forgot where burried underneath all the tissue so I had to dig them out with a knife to expose the knots. It was simple after that

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    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 4, 11 at 11:12pm

    Unless you have no pain tolerance all you need is a pair of fingernail clippers and tweezers.

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    Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 6, 11 at 5:55pm

    like a boss

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    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 4, 11 at 1:01pm

    Let's not

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    Submitted by anonny on Mar 4, 11 at 5:03pm

    First of all, no one cares about your credentials here, even if they are true. Secondly, peroxide kills healthy bacteria but so does anything else you would clean a wound with, because it kills the bad bacteria too. It can't pick. They are better off cleaning it after using dirty utensils. Last thing, you're plucking threads out of a healed wound not doing surgery, get some tweezers or small scissors and drink after.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 5, 11 at 12:59pm

    Somebody needs to get a Darwin Award in

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    Submitted by Jailbait1994 on Mar 5, 11 at 9:13am

    So happy im from the 419...

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Mar 4, 11 at 7:03pm

    No one cares that you're an er nurse, shut up. Your reply was stupid

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    Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 5, 11 at 3:22pm


  • Submitted by jaesm17 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:03am

    First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:04pm

    This is obviously fake, beer is not a surgical tool!

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    Submitted by Twisted_84 on Apr 4, 13 at 7:56pm

    Just chew them out like a dog after it gets neutered.