Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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You shouldn't have run from the pizza guy in the first place.
Dumbass. Peroxide kills healthy tissue. Use the pocketknife, get it over with and drink up! Maybe it's just that I'm an ER nurse, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that alcohol played a role in your need for sutures in the first place?
I'm not a nurse, but I've taken out plenty of my own stitches and agree, OP has about 13 items more than he/she needs...Get either a small knife or scissors and some tweezers...done.
Orrrr.....go back to the nurse?
If they're ready to be removed you should be fine with fingernail clippers, tweezers, and some rubbing alcohol to sterilize. It shouldn't hurt so much that you need the beers, unless you're a wuss.
I took my own braces off in high school. I used needle nose pliars, a kitchen spoon, and a fingernail file. good on ya!
Dude, my stepdad took my stitches out with tweezers and nail clippers, not painful, I was 8...grow some balls.
I've always taken out my own stitches but this was from a pretty sloppy circular saw incident and I had to see my surgeon again after, so I let that hoe take em out for me. The ones she forgot where burried underneath all the tissue so I had to dig them out with a knife to expose the knots. It was simple after that
like a boss
Somebody needs to get a Darwin Award in about...now.
Unless you have no pain tolerance all you need is a pair of fingernail clippers and tweezers.
So happy im from the 419...
First of all, no one cares about your credentials here, even if they are true. Secondly, peroxide kills healthy bacteria but so does anything else you would clean a wound with, because it kills the bad bacteria too. It can't pick. They are better off cleaning it after using dirty utensils. Last thing, you're plucking threads out of a healed wound not doing surgery, get some tweezers or small scissors and drink after.
No one cares that you're an er nurse, shut up. Your reply was stupid
This is obviously fake, beer is not a surgical tool!
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.
Just chew them out like a dog after it gets neutered.