Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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id prefer waking up to a game of what's in my bed over what's in my ass anyday.
I still haven't figured out what's in my ass. It's been three years and twelve x-rays.
Nope. You slept with the old incontinent retard from Waffle House again.