I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Whipped and admitting it. I sense doom.
I feel like one of his friends made that smart ass remark, and he was being a smart ass back at a later time.
If you have to ask, the answer is no...
Dump the motherfucker already!
Somehow, I sense sarcasm.
I can actually see myself saying this at some point down the road in my life. If your friends already know you're whipped, why not crack jokes about it?
Whipped and admitting it. I sense *marraige*.
Must be from Surrey!!
@cfreymarc no but she will tell everyone about the time you pooped yourself during sex
what does DTMFA mean?
If your g/f seriously makes you feel like this, DTMFA.
Man up, take your balls back, kick her to the curb, bang her high school rival and send her a few pics during it. What she going to do? Dump you?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!