A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Clearly an offer for anal.
Put on your protective gear and continue the mission.
She was offering/requesting oral sex..,
Run far, run fast. Even if you want to be a daddy, if a complete stranger is putting out invites for you to knock her up, she's probably not the best choice to be your baby-mommy.
Hope you had some condoms handy!
I'm with whisker biscuit on this. Abort the operation and return to base.
I was going for a double meaning there. Either abort the situation, or go for it and then abort the situation.
That was strangely arousing!
Crazy ones are fun! Crazy ones are fun! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Give her some A2M see if she forgets again.
Maybe she's worth knocking up? Like good crazy, athletic and smart or something?