Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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So basically it was your standard, in-field, derby weekend?
Exactly. Such a great adventure.
Jesus! Hell of a Kentucky Derby
Epic? That's standard with the price of admission around here, minus the arrest, of course. That's part of the tourist package apparently.
So it was a good weekend?
Ah the stories to tell the grandkids
Mother and I are very proud of you.