Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Your subway has a door guy? Wtf?
"On a magic carpet rideeeee!"
So the guy that made your food held something people walk on, and you drug around?
"The Big Lebowski: The alternate version"
Dammit, that really held the room together!
No, it tied the room together.
Did the Chinamen piss all over the rug?
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
Shut the Fuck up donnie!