YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
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If you went home with a dude who looked like Ron Jeremy, those were some serious beer goggles.
It is not length young grasshopper it is girth and stamina. Ron Jeremy can outfuck guys in their twenties.
Technoir, you must be a dude. I've met him a couple times too and he is the biggest douche on the planet. So maybe he's nice to guys and douchy to chicks.
There are girls a third his age that wants to do scenes with him!
He's disgusting. I don't know why anyone would want to fuck that guy. Ever. He's good on his own, can suck his own dick. He should just keep at that and not fuck anyone else, ever.
Well, I seriously doubt Ron can suck his own dick these days. He's packin' a pretty big keg over what used to be a sixpack. However, it's not just his willingness to do pretty much anything that got him where he is in the industry, it was his stamina, decent size (hey, 9.5" and thick ain't nothing to scoff at!), and directorial flexibility. Arguably one of the hardest working, easiest to work with in the industry. Oh, and a genuinely nice guy, too. Met him a couple times. He is
The man can suck his own dick so you were not really needed.
I don't know about the other dudes out there, or for the ladies who have seen a porno with Ron Jeremy in it, but personally, his package isn't that impressive. Mine is bigger than his and Im not huge or anything, I'm above average but nothing crazy big. So I don't understand why everything think he is so hung?
His claim to fame is doing everything that "respectable" porn stars refuse to. He is a fetish actor.
welcome to the internet. where everyone has a giant cock.