You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Just because "he or she" knows how to have a good time and you don't, doesn't make you "his or hers" party police.....bitch..
Why the hell not?!
Just goes to prove the old maxim, "Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder."
Good one getoffmylawn!!
Just watch the evening video on her phone!