You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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DEATH! By pizza..
Such bullshit, the smoke alarm comes way before the flames.
Mate, your mums more hammered than you are! Nothing can possible go wrong cooking while drunk
If cooking while drunk caused fires, every restaurant would be nothing but a smoking crater in less than a week. Your mom is a big old drama queen. (That said, do be careful, and a fire extinguisher is a good thing to have around.)