You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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DEATH! By pizza..
Such bullshit, the smoke alarm comes way before the flames.
If cooking while drunk caused fires, every restaurant would be nothing but a smoking crater in less than a week. Your mom is a big old drama queen. (That said, do be careful, and a fire extinguisher is a good thing to have around.)
Mate, your mums more hammered than you are! Nothing can possible go wrong cooking while drunk