i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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He forgot about the convenience of zippers?
Drunken micro-nap dreams? At some point during late night drinking most people begin to micro nap.
In his dreams, perhaps?
He sure has a lot of fantasy
The guy was drunk at the bar and it was a line to the bartender who cut him off after him saying it. I guess?
pants still on=dick hanging out thru boxers or something...\n? please?