If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I got dibs on Shae for my zombie survival team.
Shea is the most interesting drink woman in the planet.
If she were a gps, you'd end up at the bottom of the ocean or in a construction yard. She sounds functional.
Shae should start charging.
Drunk Shae isn't a GPS, she's the frigging Oracle.
God I wish I had those powers!