Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Way to blame others for your sub-par girlfriend skills.
Fuck that. You get a Bj or a cheeseburger. He chose cheeseburger.
Get your ass back there tomorrow\nAnd up the ante.
You should have given him a furburger instead.
Wait. So, you consider this woman who is performing what can only be considered excellent fellatio on this dude, to be a skank? What was stopping you from competing? Hunger?
Dan planned this out, he knew what happens at that park an was dropping a hint. Too bad you are a stuck up bitch soon to be ex girlfriend.
You need to step up your game, then.