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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 24, 13 at 1:55pm

    Way to blame others for your sub-par girlfriend skills.

  • Submitted by hogfish on Jan 24, 13 at 1:27pm

    Get your ass back there tomorrow\nAnd up the ante.

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    Submitted by karma13 on Jan 24, 13 at 9:28pm

    Fuck that. You get a Bj or a cheeseburger. He chose cheeseburger.

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 24, 13 at 5:28pm

    Wait. So, you consider this woman who is performing what can only be considered excellent fellatio on this dude, to be a skank? What was stopping you from competing? Hunger?

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 24, 13 at 1:32pm

    You should have given him a furburger instead.

  • Submitted by olderthanyou on Jan 24, 13 at 2:32pm

    Dan planned this out, he knew what happens at that park an was dropping a hint. Too bad you are a stuck up bitch soon to be ex girlfriend.

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    Submitted by krashski35 on Jan 24, 13 at 11:34pm

    You need to step up your game, then.