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  I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.

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  (647): I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me. http://tfl.nu/s96j
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  Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Feb 2, 13 at 4:07pm

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  I need friends like this...

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  Submitted by llamachicaou on Feb 2, 13 at 11:50pm

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  Excerpt from Tucker Max's latest book?

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  Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 2, 13 at 5:49pm

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  Have you ever considered just admitting you're a masochist and buying your girlfriend a whip?

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