Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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There's nothing like a turkey and paper towel sandwich to help absorb alcohol.
Sadly I understood everything. Because that was me 2 hours ago. BEFORE my toasted turkey sandwich.
Hahahaha this is too funny xD
There's a difference between "drunk" and "stupid".
PSA for why 13 year olds shouldn't be drinking.
WTF?? I did not understand anything
I understood the whole thing thats to funny that right there is 1 reason why i dont drink and text LMAO
Or at least that's the general translation LOL
My Mom just came down and I has to be so casual like "girl where's the turkey sandwiches " haha I sooo need you to take care of me. Some drink girl is making a sandwich so far it's just bread and a paper towel. Can't the rest of you speak drunkenese??