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  • 52 57
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 7, 13 at 12:07am

    I'm trying to think what you could mispronounce clumsy as to make it offensive.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by snowman87 on Apr 6, 13 at 9:27pm

    How short are you to clothesline yourself on a velvet rope?

  • 51 64
    Submitted by feelthegirth on Apr 7, 13 at 3:03am

    My night was great. But I suppose every night is great compared to your night of hoping to find a date at female midget wrestling only to be kicked out because of your lisp and then hanging yourself on one of those annoying damn velvet ropes you are always saying "giants herd each other through those".

  • 35 42
    Submitted by donajean on Apr 9, 13 at 1:49am

    Love this