I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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I'm trying to think what you could mispronounce clumsy as to make it offensive.
How short are you to clothesline yourself on a velvet rope?
My night was great. But I suppose every night is great compared to your night of hoping to find a date at female midget wrestling only to be kicked out because of your lisp and then hanging yourself on one of those annoying damn velvet ropes you are always saying "giants herd each other through those".