Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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She sounds more like mother of the year to me than odd.
the mother of the year is quite extraordinary. So the description 'odd' fits in the sense of unusual. A ... of the year has to be 'odd' to a certain extent by definition.
Wow, it sounds like your more than a little ungrateful. Go bow at her feet you whiney bitch.
She sounds like a needy skank who needs constant attention...
exactly why she's now single. ladies, don't be spoiled and needy.
Best mom everrrrr!
Shit I wish my mom did that
Agreed crockpot. Maybe that's why someone broke up with her.
Wow. Mother of the year- for real. I would be more grateful for such a cool mom.
The mother I always wanted.
Gah, I wish my momma were like that. My moms amazing though.
social issues for the rest of your life.. thank your mother.. and my taxes in the future
Queenv must not be from around here...and fat an single;)
I'd take that shit over a hug any day. Get your priorities strait.
I understand... Now snort that xani girl.
What a fucking waste.
Sounds like your mom is the reason you're such a fucked up little tramp. I guess the apple doesn't fall far....
she cared enough to try to comfort you with whatever she figured your bratty whore ads would need to make you feel better and shut you the fuck up. awesome, not odd