cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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Aren't Toronto cops the sweetest?
Being a drunken worthless gutter-slut does have its advantages.
Hooray for Canadian cops! I half suspect American cops would have found a reason to arrest you. :-/