He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Thongs or no more alcohol.
haven't heard someone call em thongs since the 80's
Well your text is legible, so I'm betting you'll be alright. Its not like you have to tie them, or even bend over.