Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Next family reunion?
After a quick trip to the clinic.
Failing at life decisions you are. Common sense you must use. Drunk slut you must not be.
St Patrick's Day passed...Mardi Gras passed...How about Cinco de Mayo?
Sounds like someone might be a coal burner. I don't know any white people that text that way
You know I used to think things like this were fabricated...until last night.