Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Next family reunion?
After a quick trip to the clinic.
Failing at life decisions you are. Common sense you must use. Drunk slut you must not be.
You know I used to think things like this were fabricated...until last night.
St Patrick's Day passed...Mardi Gras passed...How about Cinco de Mayo?
Sounds like someone might be a coal burner. I don't know any white people that text that way