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  • This is what a real text from last night looks like. Somebody had a lot of fun...

    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 7, 11 at 12:13pm
  • Wisconsin, ladies and gentlemen.

    Submitted by battleconan on Apr 9, 11 at 12:21am
  • What the fuck is this shit?

    Submitted by jamberin on Apr 7, 11 at 12:07pm
  • "in the bookstore drunk haha" is the second line

    Submitted by proudtobeme on Apr 10, 11 at 10:18pm
  • They're actually communicating. Lol.

    Submitted by LuxurySport on Apr 7, 11 at 8:18pm
  • -Pissing in the fox river. Im pretty drunk but it felt awesome.\n-Im drunk in the library. Hahaha

    Submitted by bigmexicankilla on Apr 9, 11 at 3:39am
  • @dat_azz_69 \nit says "pissing la river fox"... This has to be from Green Bay/Appleton. We have the Fox River. There there's something about Dan being at the library? It's right downtown by the river.

    Submitted by stfudez on Apr 8, 11 at 12:28pm
  • Drunk French. Ftwww.

    Submitted by DopeSandwichh on Apr 8, 11 at 2:39am
  • I love this, my French-speaking little brother and his friends will crack up. Good job, guys. Good night

    Submitted by roflberries on Apr 9, 11 at 6:51am
  • I'm from 920, that's supposed to be "the fox river". I wish I was shocked.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 7, 11 at 2:01pm
  • la rieve gfox is probably "the Fox River" if this is 920.\n\nMy rough translation\n\n(920): Pissing in the fox river. It's from me being drunk but it felt amazing.\n\nLine two is something about being in the bookstore?

    Submitted by zinger on Apr 7, 11 at 12:37pm
  • "I can't understand you! Go back to where you came from! White Power!" (I'm not a racist nor am I white, quoting Clayton Bigsby)

    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:43pm
  • la rieve gfox is probably "the Fox River" if this is 920. My rough translation: (920): Pissing in the fox river. It's from me being drunk but it felt amazing. Line two is something about being in the bookstore?

    Submitted by zinger on Apr 7, 11 at 12:38pm
  • go Appleton

    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Apr 7, 11 at 4:42pm
  • Either they can't speak English or they can't spell for shit:)

    Submitted by alii2121 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:02pm
    • txting/spelling is the hardest thing in the world when your drunk. that and keeping your balance

      Submitted by ian42 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:26pm
  • PS, the public library is near the Fox, so I'm guessing they're from my town. Yay Kaukauna, keep up our stereotype.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 7, 11 at 2:04pm
  • I remember when I had my first beer

    Submitted by 4everghost11 on Apr 8, 11 at 8:54pm
  • Is the second line, 'dans in the library haha'? I know it's missing in but I forget words all the time when drunk though idk what that last word is

    Submitted by ncstatecamp on Apr 7, 11 at 12:46pm
  • "Pissing in la ____ box. Je suis du drunk but it felt amazing -- Dans le librarie ____. Hahaha" (that's my best translation, seems half french half english 100% hammered)

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:20pm
  • dans le libraire ivre, I think they were aiming for! Ivre means drunk :)

    Submitted by sunnydave on Apr 12, 11 at 11:16am
  • Good night I'd say, how u can type in french somewhat legibly escapes me

    Submitted by inyourpants on Apr 8, 11 at 5:36am
  • Im pretty sure he was trying to write ivre which is inebriated in French.

    Submitted by simian on Apr 7, 11 at 1:15pm
  • He means to say "pissing dans la rivière fox, je suis drunk but it felt awesome" \nHis friend is meant to say "dans la librerie? En hiver" I think, which is "in the library in the winter".... Odd text, all in all

    Submitted by irenekyriazakis on Apr 8, 11 at 4:28am
  • Or glove box lol either way cheers to a good Wednesday night haha

    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Apr 7, 11 at 1:14pm
  • French?

    Submitted by s3x1n3ss on Apr 7, 11 at 12:28pm
  • Get a phone with autocorrect for fuck-sake

    Submitted by smashedface on Apr 7, 11 at 1:32pm