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  • 70 51
    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 7, 11 at 12:13pm

    This is what a real text from last night looks like. Somebody had a lot of fun...

  • 61 59
    Submitted by battleconan on Apr 9, 11 at 12:21am

    Wisconsin, ladies and gentlemen.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by alii2121 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:02pm

    Either they can't speak English or they can't spell for shit:)

    • 26 43
      Submitted by ian42 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:26pm

      txting/spelling is the hardest thing in the world when your drunk. that and keeping your balance

  • 59 69
    Submitted by stfudez on Apr 8, 11 at 12:28pm

    @dat_azz_69 \nit says "pissing la river fox"... This has to be from Green Bay/Appleton. We have the Fox River. There there's something about Dan being at the library? It's right downtown by the river.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by zinger on Apr 7, 11 at 12:38pm

    la rieve gfox is probably "the Fox River" if this is 920. My rough translation: (920): Pissing in the fox river. It's from me being drunk but it felt amazing. Line two is something about being in the bookstore?

  • 61 79
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:20pm

    "Pissing in la ____ box. Je suis du drunk but it felt amazing -- Dans le librarie ____. Hahaha" (that's my best translation, seems half french half english 100% hammered)

  • 44 50
    Submitted by DopeSandwichh on Apr 8, 11 at 2:39am

    Drunk French. Ftwww.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 7, 11 at 2:01pm

    I'm from 920, that's supposed to be "the fox river". I wish I was shocked.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by roflberries on Apr 9, 11 at 6:51am

    I love this, my French-speaking little brother and his friends will crack up. Good job, guys. Good night

  • 52 69
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:43pm

    "I can't understand you! Go back to where you came from! White Power!" (I'm not a racist nor am I white, quoting Clayton Bigsby)

  • 47 59
    Submitted by jamberin on Apr 7, 11 at 12:07pm

    What the fuck is this shit?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by ncstatecamp on Apr 7, 11 at 12:46pm

    Is the second line, 'dans in the library haha'? I know it's missing in but I forget words all the time when drunk though idk what that last word is

    • 33 58
      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:01am

      Dans means "in" in French. In the Library drunk.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by 4everghost11 on Apr 8, 11 at 8:54pm

    I remember when I had my first beer

  • 41 58
    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Apr 7, 11 at 4:42pm

    go Appleton

  • 40 59
    Submitted by LuxurySport on Apr 7, 11 at 8:18pm

    They're actually communicating. Lol.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by bigmexicankilla on Apr 9, 11 at 3:39am

    -Pissing in the fox river. Im pretty drunk but it felt awesome.\n-Im drunk in the library. Hahaha

  • 40 63
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Apr 7, 11 at 1:14pm

    Or glove box lol either way cheers to a good Wednesday night haha

  • 36 57
    Submitted by proudtobeme on Apr 10, 11 at 10:18pm

    "in the bookstore drunk haha" is the second line

  • 40 66
    Submitted by zinger on Apr 7, 11 at 12:37pm

    la rieve gfox is probably "the Fox River" if this is 920.\n\nMy rough translation\n\n(920): Pissing in the fox river. It's from me being drunk but it felt amazing.\n\nLine two is something about being in the bookstore?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by sunnydave on Apr 12, 11 at 11:16am

    dans le libraire ivre, I think they were aiming for! Ivre means drunk :)

  • 43 73
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 7, 11 at 2:04pm

    PS, the public library is near the Fox, so I'm guessing they're from my town. Yay Kaukauna, keep up our stereotype.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by inyourpants on Apr 8, 11 at 5:36am

    Good night I'd say, how u can type in french somewhat legibly escapes me

  • 41 72
    Submitted by smashedface on Apr 7, 11 at 1:32pm

    Get a phone with autocorrect for fuck-sake

  • 45 80
    Submitted by simian on Apr 7, 11 at 1:15pm

    Im pretty sure he was trying to write ivre which is inebriated in French.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by s3x1n3ss on Apr 7, 11 at 12:28pm

    French?

  • 29 72
    Submitted by irenekyriazakis on Apr 8, 11 at 4:28am

    He means to say "pissing dans la rivière fox, je suis drunk but it felt awesome" \nHis friend is meant to say "dans la librerie? En hiver" I think, which is "in the library in the winter".... Odd text, all in all