I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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Replace Jameson with Seagram's Seven Crown and you have my parents.
Hey, if I had to grow a human being for 9 months and put up with it kicking me in the ribs & generally being a parasitic jackass, I'd want a stiff drink ASAP, too.
I see 18-30 years of stiff drinks in front of you.
So much for breastfeeding!
Pump and dump baby!
A slight alcoholic maybe?
no uterus, no opinion