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  • There once was a girl from Carolina/Who put fiddle strings 'cross her vagina/With proper-sized cocks/She could play with her box/Toccata and Fugue in D Minah

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 20, 12 at 8:11pm
  • I don't know how to play the fiddle, but I could beat it like a drum and you could play my skin flute and we'd have a # 1 hit

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 20, 12 at 2:18pm
  • Sounds to me like this chicks "fiddle" has been played too many times

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 20, 12 at 2:14pm
  • I don't know about the fiddle but surely I could bang it like a gong

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Sep 21, 12 at 10:27am
  • Where are all these Reno chicks? I need to hit the bars here more often.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 20, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Finger her Wurlitzer

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Sep 22, 12 at 6:46am
  • Fiddle?!?! Ha!! My fingering style with the Organ makes bitches scream... Fiddles are child's play. Get at me if want me to give your Organ a whirl. xD

    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 5:19pm
  • Is she good with a dicktar?

    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 14, 16 at 6:39pm