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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 20, 12 at 8:11pm

    There once was a girl from Carolina/Who put fiddle strings 'cross her vagina/With proper-sized cocks/She could play with her box/Toccata and Fugue in D Minah

  • 76 63
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 20, 12 at 2:18pm

    I don't know how to play the fiddle, but I could beat it like a drum and you could play my skin flute and we'd have a # 1 hit

  • 47 49
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 20, 12 at 5:29pm

    Where are all these Reno chicks? I need to hit the bars here more often.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Sep 22, 12 at 6:46am

    Finger her Wurlitzer

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 20, 12 at 2:14pm

    Sounds to me like this chicks "fiddle" has been played too many times

  • 50 69
    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 5:19pm

    Fiddle?!?! Ha!! My fingering style with the Organ makes bitches scream... Fiddles are child's play. Get at me if want me to give your Organ a whirl. xD

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Sep 21, 12 at 10:27am

    I don't know about the fiddle but surely I could bang it like a gong