I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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Unplug, turn upside down. It's not rocket science. Are you by chance a business student?
God protects children and fools. The rest of us are on our own.
Death? Challenge Accepted!
Unplug it first, buddy.
Let me guess, you tried to retrieve them with a fork? Moron.