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(616): View more from Michigan

Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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(434): View more from Virginia

He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.

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(226): View more from Ontario

I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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(864): View more from South Carolina

You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.

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