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  • 58 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:13pm
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    I'm thinking it's a girl and she was on top

  • 39 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:32pm
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    Definitely two dudes.

    • 20 24
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 5, 10 at 3:04pm
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      Why do people think "it's two dudes" is some kind of trump card? If you want to be someone's pogo stick, whatever your orientation, have fun with it.

  • 38 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:33pm
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    Two dudes

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Tips21 on Feb 4, 10 at 4:06pm
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    'Bout time my text on got this site! And yes, I'm a girl and no, it was only one guy.

    • 27 32
      Submitted by Drakkenfyre on Feb 4, 10 at 11:05pm
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      Then in reply, yes, totally good thing. He was courteous enough to thank you and he has a sense of humour and a bit of an imagination. But the real question is, how was he? :D

      • 18 26
        Submitted by Tips21 on Feb 5, 10 at 10:45am
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        Ha! He's my older brother's roommate and said this when he was completely wasted. It happened a LONG time ago, but still makes me laugh!

  • 30 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:37pm
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    This was my text and it was actually 12 black football players

  • 33 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:11pm
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    Fuck yaa

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:20pm
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    Definitely good thing

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:54pm
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    Yes.

  • 28 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:12pm
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    oh 815 :) lmao

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:45pm
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    Yes it is

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:24pm
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    Definitely a skinny, hot white girl riding a big, black football player's dick

    • 26 21
      Submitted by jcs1984 on Feb 4, 10 at 4:45pm
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      4:24, stereotypes FTW

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:40pm
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    "blonde" is the feminine form of the word, and "blond" is the masculine. So either OP is a guy, or made a typo.

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:25pm
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    2:09 I hope you burn. :)

  • 20 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:36pm
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    Thanks for being a loose slut

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:09pm
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    huh doesn't count! So FIRST!

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:48pm
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    Why do guys get so upset about girls expressing their sexuality, yet want to brag about their own all f-ing day long?

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:28pm
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    3:46. Your mom ever teach you anything about being classy??

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Not a good thing. He probably forgot your name.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:25pm
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    In Soviet Russia, pogo stick thanks you!!!

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:32pm
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    You fucking skank, die

  • 14 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:36pm
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    LMFAO

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:23pm
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    YES!!!!!! Oh god yes!!!!!!! You are every black man's dream girl

  • 14 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:20pm
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    I think I'm just gonna go masterbate to fantasies of a big black cock now.

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 5, 10 at 3:00pm
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    Yes, OP, that is a very good thing.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:05pm
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    Huh?

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:19pm
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    4:23 i hope you're correct.

  • 18 26
    Submitted by chewy_booey on Feb 5, 10 at 7:08am
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    seriously. i'd much rather see funny texts on here than whore texts. if they made a whores texts from last night then this chick would be GOLDEN.

  • 18 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:43pm
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    In Soviet Russia pogo sticks thank you

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:48pm
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    Fuck yes a great thing!!

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:41am
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    Very good thing.

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