Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Whenever I stopped bein catholic was one of the best moments ever. But try hearing the lords prayer and not saying it along that shit sticks with you.
I'll give you sexy pictures
Catholics generally don't believe in using any form birth control.. like condoms..., so that's why they may have more kids. However I don't think that's generally true from my experiences
Catholics usually have the most kids, I have reasons to believe they are the most sexually stimulated...Good thing? YES
I'm catholic and proud!
@ chick offerin pics... Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org
Being catholic doesn't stop anyone.
Catholics love to bate (:
What do you mean. I'm Horney and I Want someone my tits are amazing every boy says so
More like a bunch of white paranoid pussies running around in white robes so they can't be recognized with their 2 inch dicks hahaha. I'm white and I hate the kkk lol
Getting drunk by yourself? Fun night...
Hello people that want my pics. I am having difficalties trying to email them:( sorry butbibstill love you and want to make love to you soon :)
I can jack off multiple times per day. I usually do it at least twice per day
Since when is Catholicism anti-alcohol? That's been the Protestants far more often.
What's gonna chafe? You penis?
If that's a real email u sir are a dumbass.. Unless u gave someone elses email hahaha
Friends Email, I am hoping that he gets a random picture of a dick..haha
6:25 I know! I was Catholic my whole life. I still do the "name in the father, son, and the holy spirit, amen" out of habit sometimes. I'm like FUCK.
I cum multiple times a day. Whether with a guy or alone. But I don't know if I could do that while drunk...
Hahaha why would you want to have only 1 orgasm when u could have 3 in the same amount of time? That's dank
The sexy pineapple was here!!!!
Catholics definately have wine during their masses and most older Catholics served wine at dinner and even encouraged the children to sip it during prayer.
I'm Catholic, and masturbate and have protected sex almost every day. Come live in Brazil, where everyone is Catholic but only who is 60 gives a shit about it. Lol
Three times in one hour, while drunk? I'm sorry to whomever you are sexually active with.
Grunt! Grunt! Push (1,2,3) Push (1,2,3)
Oh god! I'm crowning. Here it comes...ohhh god, GRUNT! Push PLOP! Splash, into the bowl, oh god i'm so glad it's out of me!
I'm Horney. I need some one. Give me your email and I'll send you sexy photos of myself and my tits are DD. You want me.
Lol, that's what chatroulette is for, but you can email me @ matthanca @ hotmail
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Catholic is a religion
Hey it's Jenna again my email is email@example.com and my Screen name is jennalovessexbj ;)
Ur a fucking liar
You're an idiot!
Baby please send them picks to Taylor.Schutt@gmail.com
Hell it was a sin to hate alcohol back in the day. You didn't have to drink it but hating it was sacrilige
Bag of douche
No pls give me your email.... I'll give you sexy pictures of my tits and pussy
So, we should use ziplocs? :/
That's probably gonna chafe.
Catholics are anti-masturbation. Not alcohol. Moron . . .
I'll try baby 10:16
What's your mane baby
Masturbation is a GOOD thing:) God gave us penises.
Hahaha in trying I send the pics every body but my computer is being weird. We should just meet up andbhavr sex! Does that sound good to you?
I mean 1018 haha sorry babyy wanna have sex?
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
beccy masturbates to messagenow. Add me for some fun;)
Great. Lemme know when you're not a douchebag anymore.
Beware, the magic man in the sky is gonna smite your penis with an lightning bolt!! KAPOW!