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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:16pm

    my 'toy' name is optium prime :I

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:38pm

    if anything it should be powerglide

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:57pm

    Oh crap, I think I know this guy. Right area code and everything!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:20pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA I dont care if it is real or fake, that was funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    Personally I'd have been WELL impressed...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:17am

    I'm the guy who legally changed his name to MegaZone. Yes, just one word. I did it back in 2000. It works fairly well, good conversation starter in bars.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    Her vag must be an Autobot. Texter should've said it was called "Depth Charge" instead.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:36pm

    I would've been impressed...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:19am

    I would have laughed in your fucking face

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:33pm

    Any girl who doesn't immediately take her top off at that statement is a dumb bitch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    I met a guy that actually changed his legal name to Megazone. No first name or last name, just Megazone. Its even on his license. It could be worse.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am

    If a guy said that to me, I think I would have fallen in love.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:33pm

    I disagree, I find this kind of honesty refreshing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:55am

    This is so funny, I call mine Optimus Prime.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:17am

    i hope you learned a lesson... always save penal pet names foe the third date!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:38am

    I think its a bad idea even if your shagging her

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    Submitted by irisheyes667 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:35am

    No, you're just dating the wrong girls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:20pm

    LOL, that shit IS funny. what's wrong with her?