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  • if anything it should be powerglide

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Personally I'd have been WELL impressed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:22pm
  • my 'toy' name is optium prime :I

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:16pm
  • I'm the guy who legally changed his name to MegaZone. Yes, just one word. I did it back in 2000. It works fairly well, good conversation starter in bars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:17am
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA I dont care if it is real or fake, that was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Oh crap, I think I know this guy. Right area code and everything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Her vag must be an Autobot. Texter should've said it was called "Depth Charge" instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:22pm
  • This is so funny, I call mine Optimus Prime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:55am
  • Any girl who doesn't immediately take her top off at that statement is a dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:33pm
  • If a guy said that to me, I think I would have fallen in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:36am
  • I met a guy that actually changed his legal name to Megazone. No first name or last name, just Megazone. Its even on his license. It could be worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • I disagree, I find this kind of honesty refreshing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:33pm
  • I would have laughed in your fucking face

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:19am
  • i hope you learned a lesson... always save penal pet names foe the third date!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:17am
  • LOL, that shit IS funny. what's wrong with her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I think its a bad idea even if your shagging her

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:38am
  • I would've been impressed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:36pm
  • No, you're just dating the wrong girls.

    Submitted by irisheyes667 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:35am