Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
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if anything it should be powerglide
Personally I'd have been WELL impressed...
my 'toy' name is optium prime :I
I'm the guy who legally changed his name to MegaZone. Yes, just one word. I did it back in 2000. It works fairly well, good conversation starter in bars.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I dont care if it is real or fake, that was funny
Oh crap, I think I know this guy.
Right area code and everything!
This is so funny, I call mine Optimus Prime.
Her vag must be an Autobot. Texter should've said it was called "Depth Charge" instead.
Any girl who doesn't immediately take her top off at that statement is a dumb bitch.
I met a guy that actually changed his legal name to Megazone. No first name or last name, just Megazone. Its even on his license. It could be worse.
If a guy said that to me, I think I would have fallen in love.
I disagree, I find this kind of honesty refreshing.
I think its a bad idea even if your shagging her
I would have laughed in your fucking face
i hope you learned a lesson... always save penal pet names foe the third date!!!
LOL, that shit IS funny. what's wrong with her?
I would've been impressed...
No, you're just dating the wrong girls.