Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
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if anything it should be powerglide
Personally I'd have been WELL impressed...
my 'toy' name is optium prime :I
I'm the guy who legally changed his name to MegaZone. Yes, just one word. I did it back in 2000. It works fairly well, good conversation starter in bars.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I dont care if it is real or fake, that was funny
Oh crap, I think I know this guy.
Right area code and everything!
Her vag must be an Autobot. Texter should've said it was called "Depth Charge" instead.
This is so funny, I call mine Optimus Prime.
Any girl who doesn't immediately take her top off at that statement is a dumb bitch.
If a guy said that to me, I think I would have fallen in love.
I met a guy that actually changed his legal name to Megazone. No first name or last name, just Megazone. Its even on his license. It could be worse.
I disagree, I find this kind of honesty refreshing.
I think its a bad idea even if your shagging her
i hope you learned a lesson... always save penal pet names foe the third date!!!
I would have laughed in your fucking face
LOL, that shit IS funny. what's wrong with her?
I would've been impressed...
No, you're just dating the wrong girls.