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  • Everybody's gonna hate me for this but "boyfriend and me."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:00pm
    • No, smart one. Proper English would be, "My boyfriend and I." Try not to correct grammar if you don't know it.

      Submitted by MwkeMaelstrom on Mar 21, 10 at 5:26pm
      • Actually, "smart" one, it IS "my boyfriend and me." Would you say, "Do you want to have sex with I?" No. So you wouldn't say, "Do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I." The addition of another indirect object does not change the grammar. "Do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and me?" Try not to re-correct grammar and be a snotty douche if you're going to be extra-wrong.

        Submitted by poopsocks on Mar 21, 10 at 5:32pm
      • Ohhhh, you just got schooled by someone named poopsocks!

        Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on Mar 21, 10 at 7:10pm
        • Meh, there are people who matter, and then there are people who got a BA from Arizona State.

          Submitted by poopsocks on Mar 22, 10 at 4:30am
      • Do you say "Do you want to go to bed with I" or "Do you want to go to bed with me"? The addition of the "boyfriend" is not relevant to the proper usage in this sentence. \n\nhttp://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/myself.html

        Submitted by jac2623 on Mar 21, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Just did that the other night...We picked a girl, chatted with her while we had a few drinks, and then at last call we just asked if she wanted to go back to our place. Hubby and I have crazy bar skills.

    Submitted by blondie1426 on Mar 21, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Just ask. Beating around the bush won't change their answer.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 21, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Wow...must be plenty of virgins here...more interested in grammar than stories of human social/sexual relationships.

    Submitted by zak197 on Mar 21, 10 at 10:06pm
  • The fact that there is a huge debate about whether it's my boyfriend "and I" or "and me" shows that Bush's no child left behind act worked wonders. Btw, "and me" is obv correct

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 21, 10 at 7:43pm
  • I've taught English grammar for years and I say Threesome FTW!

    Submitted by anonymous44 on Mar 22, 10 at 5:35am
  • Grammar nazis don't like threesomes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 11:12pm
  • EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO GET LAID!!! No one fucking cares about grammer; we're talking about a fucking 3some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 3:53am
    • Maybe we don't care about grammer, but we sure care about grammar. Oh, and spelling, too. Both are incredibly sexy. Mmm, nothing like a man (or woman, depending on what you like) who can use language.

      Submitted by GOBIGRED on Mar 22, 10 at 9:21pm
  • 5:15, it is "and me." Think of it this way: you wouldn't say "Do you want to have sex with I?" That children, is all for today.

    Submitted by voodoochild on Mar 21, 10 at 5:26pm
    • Excuse me, but it would be: "That, children, is all for today." Please learn proper punctuation.

      Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on Mar 21, 10 at 7:51pm
      • Um.. That would be, "Please, learn proper punctuation." That, children, is all for today.

        Submitted by Jysander on Mar 22, 10 at 10:55am
  • It's my boyfriend and ME People always think it sounds correct to always use "and I" when really in this situation it's and me because it's a direct object so you have to use the objective case pronoun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Been there done that only my wife, not boyfriend. Not easy to start, but fun to finish :)

    Submitted by thohug on Mar 21, 10 at 4:36pm
  • That's what's up

    Submitted by noshitsherlock on Mar 22, 10 at 5:11am
  • I could never watch someone else have sex with my boyfriend, never

    Submitted by incendie on Mar 21, 10 at 8:32pm
    • You're not supposed to just "watch" you're supposed to participate / help out / get into the action and enjoy. Being on the sideline isn't a 3-some, it's either voyeurism, (which some people like), or exclusion, (which most people hate). So it's ANYTHING GOES or there's RULES of ENGAGEMENT. That simple.

      Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Mar 22, 10 at 10:24am
  • Well I suppose you could start the conversation with that...

    Submitted by hobogal on Mar 21, 10 at 8:34pm
  • I think that would be the best way. You will get a concrete answer from that!

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:39pm
  • wow 9:02, nobody cares. fuck off and masturbate to your grammar textbook.

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Mar 22, 10 at 12:19am
  • Fuck just lay it out there and my answer is YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 12:10am
  • Actually it should be "do you want to go the fuck away grammar Nerds?" because that way they wouldn't be discussing this. That's what my I'm a grammar asscunt textbook says

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 12:57am
  • Who the hell honestly sits on TFLN and corrects grammar? This is an awesome post haha I was wondering how to ask the same thing!!!

    Submitted by missjesika on Mar 22, 10 at 3:25am
  • When you put ignorant dumbshits in charge of education, you get ignorant dumbshits out as a result. It's okay. They try really hard..

    Submitted by LilRedRooster on Mar 21, 10 at 10:14pm
  • hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by youarentcool26 on Mar 21, 10 at 8:25pm
  • Laura you are fucked in the head, I've made you that much of a nymphomaniac huh....your a dirty whore. Go fucking die. This IS Tom too....

    Submitted by Tmx360 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:01pm
  • I'm having that issue too. ;)

    Submitted by carazy on Mar 21, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Chick talking about a 3 way and all the English majors show up. Don't you have anything better to be doing on a Sunday night?

    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:02pm
  • Lolol @ 12:57 "I'm a grammar asscunt textbook" I love that book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 3:00pm
  • Here's how: my boyfriend says he can lick you to cum before I can.

    Submitted by fuggedaboudit on Mar 22, 10 at 2:27am
  • i want some1 to say that to me and my girl

    Submitted by martyl08 on Mar 22, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Definitely my boyfriend and me. Fucking ignorant pos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Yeaaa that's a way weird conversation but do it it's fun

    Submitted by SummerSunshine00 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:33pm
  • My husband do it all the time. We don't ask we just all go drinking. The rest just happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:38am
  • Oh my goodness, grammar argument! We have some really cool people commenting down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:42pm
  • "...boyfriend and ME"

    Submitted by BrashNSassyZ on Mar 22, 10 at 6:25pm
  • 3 ways were fun !! Now 4 ways r better ;)

    Submitted by Ryan909 on Mar 22, 10 at 12:20am
  • Funny thing is, u dumb ass grammar freaks are diagramming th pos of a text about 3 ways. Way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 11:50pm
  • I hope to god a girl put that up.

    Submitted by wilt_chamberlain on Mar 21, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Haha bobbyb couldn't have said that better myself

    Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 22, 10 at 12:21am
  • Idiots grammer is for the idiot. Awsome post

    Submitted by bustanut on Mar 22, 10 at 4:47am
  • Yup it more than obvious that it should be "and me" and if you try to correct people and end up being wrong.... well you make yourself looking like an idiotic fuck and should count your blessings that these comments are posted as anonymous. Pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 8:30pm
  • Thanks, 5:00pm. That was my...well, second thought. My first was one of envy.

    Submitted by voodoochild on Mar 21, 10 at 5:20pm
  • To the anonymous poster that called "my boyfriend and I" direct objects, \n\nthey are objects of the preposition. Sex was the direct object. It was the noun following the verb Have. (what is being had? Sex.) with is a preposition making boyfriend and I the objects of the preposition. The prepositional phrase in this case serves as an adverb modifying the predicate "have sex". \n\nOh and in this case it should have been "and me", using the predicate pronoun. If the ques

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:50pm
  • I <3 1257

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:06am
  • Go 443

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Go to a rave in Dallas. You will achieve threesome status.

    Submitted by frylok on Mar 25, 10 at 9:44pm
  • I can't stop laughing about the "me or I" war that was going on. That was hilarious!

    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:24am
  • If you want to keep him, it's not one you want to have. Threesomes with involved people ends with someone feeling left out. Hence I've never tried. Threesome with people you just met? More doable.

    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 12, 12 at 4:28pm
  • It's definitely 'boyfriend and me' dumbshits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Yes yes yes yes yes. I love chicks like you

    Submitted by chinballwizard on Oct 6, 11 at 11:13am
  • Try: You're very attractive, my boyfriend and I both think so. Sooooo... [give a light personal touch to their arm or shoulder] We were wondering if you would like to come over and have drinks and play in bed with us? [giggle or smile here] & [boyfriend nods friendly like, (but not leering)].

    Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Mar 22, 10 at 10:40am
  • Start by using proper grammar. It's "my boyfriend and me".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:39pm
  • You just did

    Submitted by emoney1 on Mar 3, 12 at 3:37pm
  • First, and threesome FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 4:26pm
  • As someone who has been on the receiving end of that conversation, I'm going to say, "very carefully". Also, I am a grammar nazi, but the rest of you are making my side look bad, so please just stop being on my side :)

    Submitted by plethora on Mar 22, 10 at 5:54am
  • Me neither! Maybe something like ur hot we should fuck all three of us lol

    Submitted by luxurybeau on Mar 22, 10 at 8:25pm
  • Oochibaba

    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 22, 10 at 7:31am
  • just like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Call this number.. Nine zero four eight six one five five seven one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:08am
  • Usually, I just know. It's a gift.

    Submitted by PumpDaddy on Mar 21, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Bbbbbbb Kkk Kkk Kkk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:45pm
  • Second woot woot with threesome jus remember the one dick per room policy

    Submitted by bigk1337 on Mar 21, 10 at 4:37pm
  • No boyfriend and I is the proper grammar.

    Submitted by crazybill on Mar 21, 10 at 5:15pm
    • Citation, please. Show us the Hillbilly usage book that supports your statement. Or are you basing your contention on how your fambly talks?

      Submitted by jac2623 on Mar 21, 10 at 9:33pm
  • It is "my boyfriend and I" not me.

    Submitted by sharky54 on Mar 21, 10 at 5:38pm