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  • You could learn more by smoking that and watching Spongebob than actually reading that book.

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 9, 10 at 2:34am
  • You know you don't go to catholic school when you think twelve verses is enough to roll a spliff

    Submitted by sayntdavid on Mar 9, 10 at 3:35am
  • We call those "Holy Rollers."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:44am
  • That's a terrifying verse.... It is when John the babtist is beheaded you picked a bad page to smoke

    Submitted by curtbaily on Mar 9, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Damn wtf is with all these ppl using bible paper?? Do yourself a favor and spend a dollar or so on some zigzags!! You will be a happy stoner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:28am
  • ok 3:30 you're a moron and I'm guessing a 15 year old fat chick, the verse the op chose isn't supposed to mean anything you tard, it's the simple fact they are using bible pages for the god damn joint. I hate stupid people ie-you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:42am
    • the fat ones are the religious ones.. that way they have an excuse for being virgins late in life

      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 9, 10 at 7:58am
    • you need to calm down and not be such a lil' bitch

      Submitted by anttg on Mar 12, 10 at 12:18am
  • The OP is clearly saying u have to be high to believe anything in the Bible! And I agree completly

    Submitted by JohnTheHunter on Mar 9, 10 at 7:25am
  • roll a joint with every page from every bible its cool your not going to hell, your just going to die one day and go in the ground or be cremated like everyone else. religion is dumb and dont give me any belive what you want bs cause its just straight up stupid. theres no proof of the bible stories than there is greek mythology stories, why dont you belive in zeus anymore? you might say oh cause thats stupid but the only thing different todays religions are from mythology todays are even less believable

    Submitted by conor2479 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:49am
    • negative me all you want its not gonna make your "god" real. theres so many religions what makes yours the right one. ok another question, where did god come from? silly answers to big questions that really solve nothing.

      Submitted by conor2479 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:49pm
  • WTF is 'titty ball juice'?

    Submitted by Azrael on Mar 9, 10 at 3:01am
  • I go to catholic school, and that legitimatly happened last month...in class

    Submitted by badahboom on Mar 9, 10 at 6:30pm
  • You know those little pocket bibles that they hand out around schools? (Or is that only a Midwest thing?) The pages of those make fantastic rolling papers. A friend smoked his way through Revelation, Jude, and two books of the Epistles of John before he finally lost the thing. True story....

    Submitted by hellsop on Mar 9, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Haha don't you just live being catholic lmao.?!:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:18am
  • Dude do you honestly think Jesus is gonna care whether you roll a join with zig zags or the bible? No. Same thing

    Submitted by golightly on Mar 10, 10 at 1:42am
  • get this high school shit outta here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:06am
    • you do realize that there are catholic colleges, right ?

      Submitted by soft22ball on Apr 16, 10 at 7:42pm
  • 3:42s right ur easily an idiot. why dont u " STOP" tryin to get tough...

    Submitted by tinydancerx3 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:17am
  • That's just wrong

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Mar 9, 10 at 7:29am
  • Get rid of this highschool gayness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:31am
  • Haha, Ohio kids at their finest

    Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Mar 9, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Fuck titty ball juice

    Submitted by mboehm88 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:05am
  • lolol. This one hit a nerve with some people.

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 9, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Straight to hell you go, OP. \nIm sick of this high school bullshit. Do better, tfln.

    Submitted by 3rdcoast on Mar 9, 10 at 7:42am
  • That's just wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Guarantee this is St. X

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Guarantee that all 1108 people who voted this as bad night are jews.

    Submitted by jpo101 on Mar 10, 10 at 12:30am
  • Not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 2:08am
  • Fuck the bible finally someone getting real use out of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:01pm
  • 3:30 blunt and joint are two different things. And who cares? It was funny.

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 9, 10 at 8:35am
  • 3:30 agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:55am
  • lame. ...just a bit "fake" ... next time you're sitting around and think you've thought of a pretend text to send in and it's "funny"... try actually sending it to a real person first, that way you'll have someone let you know that you're idea isn't very funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 7:51am
  • @7:44. Dude, that was brillant!!

    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:17pm
  • first

    Submitted by 131rd on Mar 9, 10 at 2:05am
  • This is unauthorised activity

    Submitted by tfyn on Mar 9, 10 at 2:11am
  • so bad.

    Submitted by hannahec44 on Oct 23, 10 at 12:24pm
  • LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:31am
  • Fucking funny!!

    Submitted by sylvster on Mar 9, 10 at 2:11am
  • Well, this was dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 6:54am
  • Um, just wondering, did you just decide to randomly pick a verse to put in this post?? Considering the fact that this doesn't even make since.. And rolling a blunt has NOTHING to do with going to a Catholic school! Just saying.. You should probably STOP trying to be funny.

    Submitted by bdm06002 on Mar 9, 10 at 3:30am