When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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I never understood why people bitch about posts on this site.
I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "BLAH I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!"
nice Juno reference.
You know it's kraken
Whats with all these people wanting to get married over dumb shit about?
The more you say fuck the cooler you get
Thank you, I'm tired of soviet Russia so now I'm Nazi Germany. Fuck soviet russia!
I literally laughed outloud at this one :)
Heh. I thought of Bert McCracken when I read this.
And yet, this makes me proud to be Ontarian.
Canadians smoke better weed at cheaper prices and enjoy less police brutality than their American counter parts, so all y'all hater can eat a dick
(519): when he unzipped his pants he said "release the kraken" ... thats weird so we're breaking up soon.
It's 'Kraken', damnit.
11:37 mmm me too. Haha
10 points for the Nazi Germany post <3
This is fucking stupid.\n\n"Yo you liked my nickname for my piece? Cool cool babe we should get married."\n"Yay!"
What's a krackin...
Krackin is a mythoglical beast much like a giant squid. It has said the be the beast of bermuda. Nautical science major.. :)
Wow, for a nautical science major you should probably stick to playing with your compass. \nThe Kraken is from Scandinavian mythology (Norway/Iceland), no where near Bermuda. Anthropology/Mythology major.
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
Don't do it. Real life isn't fuckin MLIA.
Russian, ur a disgrace to ur country.....! Who cares if someone says something about getting married in their TFLN text..... Find something more productive to bitch about......
Retard that's not funny
What's cracken homes?
8:09 they are not actually, Mexican/Latinos are the majority
12:15 I actually like Canadians (I live in NYC and two of my best friends are French-canadians) but wow your a dick! And I gotta say, canadians deffenatlly do not have better weed for cheaper prices. I bought a dime and it was so good I could barely stand
Fuck you peeps, Russia ftw
620 what are you 12
In Soviet Russia, Kraken unzips his pants and YOU fall out!
8:34, I thought that was you...
canadians have better weed!? ha. ahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
nautical science major? smart fucking choice in today's economy buddy. I'm sure you'll do great knowing more about literal sea men than anyone else
You don't need to waste your life on a nautical science degree to know what the Kracken is; just rent "Clash of the Titans."
In Nazi Germany the kraken cracks both of you
HAHA too funny. But don't get married if that's the only reason
i wonder that the girl texted her friend the next morning
F@ggot Canadian, Africa rules!
Shut the fuck up you fuckin fuck if anyone fucking says anything again about fucking getting married on fuckin TFLN Ima mcfuck somebody up. Oooooooh she liked my soviet Russia joke, Ima get married!!! Fuck yooooooouuuuuu
Soviet Russia ftw
With a K.
Best bedroom line ever.
Uh, 8:34 - do you think you're the only person who saw "Juno"?
Wat the hell that's not funny . Rub my dick.
first of all it's kraken. secondly how is the marriage joke not played out yet?
If a guy really did that to me, I would definitely marry him.