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  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    Yes, it's called 'fuck buddies'~

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:53pm

    i'd rather a guy say that to me, then hint around it...so that neither of us are wasting each others time.

  • 56 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:44pm

    Honesty is the best policy.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    "we're fucking or I'm leaving"

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:30pm

    If you don't want to spend time with her if she isn't touching your cock, then why do you want her touching your cock at all? Touch your own cock, you snotty boy. I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, with that charming personality of yours.

    • 31 46
      Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 13, 10 at 12:12pm

      Someone needs to get laid

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    say she has a beautiful smile, and the only thing that could make it better is if she were to smile, with your dick in her mouth :)

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:13am

    ^^^ wow, got yourself a winner there.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    Lmfao goo 631 -charm

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:47am

    and this is why I hate long island

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:07pm

    Sometimes I use my penis to touch someones penis while we are hanging out in farmville. Then we both post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    why would a guy want to spend time with a bitch when she isn't touching his cock? Any other time she will be talking or spending our money.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:36am

    Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:01pm

    Bahhhhhh that's amazing

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    Whores. All of you. - Madge

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    There is a nice way and you just said it. If she gets upset it's cuz she's an unreasonable cunt. Tell him jenna. First last and always -chuckLe

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:38pm

    haha. ohmygosh boys, boys, boys.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:29pm

    I'm touching it right now, 5:12, and thinking of you. I want you to mistreat me.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    Charles Rutherford would ask her if she's ever tried a cock meat sandwich!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:16pm

    3:13 will you marry me? :)

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:17pm

    Try putting peanut butter on it.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:35pm

    god i miss long island guys

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:32am

    say it just like that, It worked for me !

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:25pm

    631 rules.. i love it. best text of the day lol

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:18am

    right on 3:13. and 3:30 - are you seriously delusional about guys? are you one of those girls that actually thinks a guy is into you? "spending time" is an investment in a desirable end result. it has nothing to do with you personally.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:13pm

    Yea, just tell her you want to develop your relationship into a more intimate one. Oh, and casually mention that you'll eat her pussy 'til YOU cum. Make it "all about her"

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    yeah, grow some balls you douchebag! Cut this "nice" horseshit and tell the bitch what you want when you want it. If she doesn't like it or won't do it, show her the fucking door. Jeezuz, M A N U P !!!

  • 20 34
    Submitted by cookies_n_vodka on Sep 29, 11 at 11:51pm

    Asshole! Straight up you have no life

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:12am

    Yup....that's my boyfriend thoughts!!....