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  • Yes, it's called 'fuck buddies'~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:03pm
  • i'd rather a guy say that to me, then hint around it...so that neither of us are wasting each others time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:53pm
  • "we're fucking or I'm leaving"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Honesty is the best policy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:44pm
  • ^^^ wow, got yourself a winner there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:13am
  • say she has a beautiful smile, and the only thing that could make it better is if she were to smile, with your dick in her mouth :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I'm touching it right now, 5:12, and thinking of you. I want you to mistreat me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:36am
  • If you don't want to spend time with her if she isn't touching your cock, then why do you want her touching your cock at all? Touch your own cock, you snotty boy. I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, with that charming personality of yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Sometimes I use my penis to touch someones penis while we are hanging out in farmville. Then we both post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:07pm
  • god i miss long island guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Charles Rutherford would ask her if she's ever tried a cock meat sandwich!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:50pm
  • and this is why I hate long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:47am
  • Bahhhhhh that's amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Whores. All of you. - Madge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Try putting peanut butter on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Lmfao goo 631 -charm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:25pm
  • There is a nice way and you just said it. If she gets upset it's cuz she's an unreasonable cunt. Tell him jenna. First last and always -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:05pm
  • 3:13 will you marry me? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Asshole! Straight up you have no life

    Submitted by cookies_n_vodka on Sep 29, 11 at 11:51pm
  • why would a guy want to spend time with a bitch when she isn't touching his cock? Any other time she will be talking or spending our money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 631 rules.. i love it. best text of the day lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:25pm
  • say it just like that, It worked for me !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:32am
  • haha. ohmygosh boys, boys, boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:38pm
  • yeah, grow some balls you douchebag! Cut this "nice" horseshit and tell the bitch what you want when you want it. If she doesn't like it or won't do it, show her the fucking door. Jeezuz, M A N U P !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:51pm
  • right on 3:13. and 3:30 - are you seriously delusional about guys? are you one of those girls that actually thinks a guy is into you? "spending time" is an investment in a desirable end result. it has nothing to do with you personally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:18am
  • Yup....that's my boyfriend thoughts!!....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:12am
  • Yea, just tell her you want to develop your relationship into a more intimate one. Oh, and casually mention that you'll eat her pussy 'til YOU cum. Make it "all about her"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:13pm
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