Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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terrible for the kids. awesome for the OP.
sicko. i hope the receiver of this text cunt punches you.
hahaha... I had a friend that did that. Maybe if parents actually disciplined their children for once in this day and age, the babysitters wouldn't have to go to extremes to have the children behave relatively well for them.
Regular kids would be terrified by this. My kids would cut a bitch. This is why I sleep in fear.
pat yourself on the back for being original 4:06, but most people aren't and that's why we'll see old or repeated jokes constantly. majority of the world isn't that way.
i'd hold the knife to the babysitters throat during sex.
hahah love that shit! people need to chillax.....its not like the KIDS were playing with the knives
What the hell, there was another text that was posted after this one and now it's gone. Wtf.
I feel like maybe they were playing a game.. with knives. It happens.
why is it babysitters(plural)? and thats really dumb, i know someone that got chased by the kid with a knife though
Lmao, it could have totally ended with MLIA.
haha its a 631! oh man not surprised
Chase my dick fucking whore
I had a babysitter do that to me when I was a kid. It really sucked. I hope you go to jail.
my sister used to do this to me all the time. she just didnt want me in our room though.
12:00, that made me laugh, out loud! And 12:24, that shit is fucked up. I would have probably had alien nightmares for years after that, creepy
Nothing quite like fucking up the next generation to make one's day, huh? Why babysit if you despise children so much? Can't get a job pushing burgers?
11:32 or because no one wants your babies
I babysat for a long time. Sometimes, for little devil spawn children, games like this are the only ones they enjoy. They like games like that. OP was definitely just trying to scare/have fun with the kids. I'm not sure who in their right mind would chase good children around with knives with intent to harm. Sounds like a scary game. Kids love shit like that.
Dude, your going to hell...
seriously people calm down---some kids are inbreds that are destined to drain society's resources---they should have been swallowed at conception. besides its not like the babysitter stabbed them-----they'll get over it.
My sister actually did this to me when I was little, but she told me she was an alien trying to get me
People, chill the fuck out, it builds character XD
i dont care what these people say, youre brilliant
latfh reminds me of the texters
im guessing this was a joke ... a babysitter being stupid/goofy babysitting a 11 year old or something i highly doubt anyone would actually in a violent or threatening way chase a small child around with knives and then brag about it and post it on a website like this... everyone breathe
I'm tired of seeing " Best. (insert noun here). Ever. "
lmao i love it. i hate kids, too
LMAO!!! Best BS ever!!
This babysitter is obviously hot.
This s why I never leave my son with a babysitter.
if it makes you feel any better when i was like 6 i chased my babysitter around with a hatchet, you shoulda pulled that shit on me!
Hey at least these kids are getting some exercise. That's what America needs nowadays, more extreme babysitters to solve the obesity epidemic.
I'll bet this text originated somewhere near Mastic.....
at least you didn't eat them.
yeah, this is y i do not reprocduce!
All of you pussies need to relax.
10:17, I agree with you. This person needs to be arrested.
Or the kids should do the same to her. I bet she'd freak the fuck out then haha.
Anyone think maybe it's an older sibling watching his younger brothers/sisters? Regardless, I'm glad you're not watching my kids.
lmao and this reminds me why, deep down, I do love long island
hahahaa i used to do this to babysitters....
hope the kids do that to you.. won;t be so funny then
i'll tell you what else builds character 12:02
fucked up. 10:44 et al, wait til you have kids. If that shit happened to my kids that babysitter would get cut.
omg i just chased my kid w a knife but then i by accident tripped and stabbed him in his boob, he is like 800 pounds so he didn't feel a thing!! it was fricken awesome!!!!!!
11:32, or because you can't spell "why" or "reproduce" so you're not old enough to reproduce yet.