i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Nah it must have thought it was a worm. It's coming back to feed its chicks.
well atleast you did something else than masturbating!\nbtw i am recommending you to the agricultural department to replace the scarecrows and put you instead
Well I scared a cat
If by bird you mean chick then yes.
that small eh?
did you see it because it may have just been a flying fish. smell will confirm that suspicion
what the fuck
That's an ugly ass dick bro
It was so tiny he was terrified.
...it scared me too
Was it a chicken
Impossible birds aren't scared of worms
This would've been funnier if you scared off a rooster.\nHigh five to anyone who caught on...
That wasn't screams of terror. It was hoops of hysterical laughter.
I can understand your confusion. It did fall off the branch. But that's because it was laughing too hard, not from fright.
it thought it was a branch lol dumb dick