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  • 79 68
    Submitted by canonymous on May 23, 10 at 11:36am

    well atleast you did something else than masturbating!\nbtw i am recommending you to the agricultural department to replace the scarecrows and put you instead

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 24, 10 at 9:47am

    That's an ugly ass dick bro

  • 72 65
    Submitted by gutsout on May 23, 10 at 11:58am

    Nah it must have thought it was a worm. It's coming back to feed its chicks.

    • 49 75
      Submitted by gutsout on May 23, 10 at 12:04pm

      /nestlings

  • 74 82
    Submitted by yumworthy on May 23, 10 at 6:03pm

    did you see it because it may have just been a flying fish. smell will confirm that suspicion

    • 64 69
      Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:27am

      what the fuck

  • 60 58
    Submitted by imamilea on May 26, 10 at 10:38pm

    Well I scared a cat

  • 53 46
    Submitted by ThatBahamianGuy on May 23, 10 at 8:25pm

    This would've been funnier if you scared off a rooster.\nHigh five to anyone who caught on...

  • 52 49
    Submitted by jwright34 on May 24, 10 at 2:25am

    Impossible birds aren't scared of worms

  • 62 69
    Submitted by mayorbee on May 23, 10 at 1:02pm

    I can understand your confusion. It did fall off the branch. But that's because it was laughing too hard, not from fright.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 23, 10 at 7:36pm

    If by bird you mean chick then yes.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by jrme on May 23, 10 at 5:41pm

    Was it a chicken

  • 56 67
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 23, 10 at 1:30pm

    It was so tiny he was terrified.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by tk420 on May 23, 10 at 6:09pm

    that small eh?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by iiiloveyouuu on Aug 19, 10 at 2:16pm

    haha weird

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 3:03am

    That wasn't screams of terror. It was hoops of hysterical laughter.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by gtrcrazi on May 23, 10 at 11:40pm

    ...it scared me too

  • 45 90
    Submitted by xXtoasterXx on May 23, 10 at 3:14pm

    it thought it was a branch lol dumb dick