i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Nah it must have thought it was a worm. It's coming back to feed its chicks.
well atleast you did something else than masturbating!\nbtw i am recommending you to the agricultural department to replace the scarecrows and put you instead
Well I scared a cat
If by bird you mean chick then yes.
that small eh?
did you see it because it may have just been a flying fish. smell will confirm that suspicion
what the fuck
That's an ugly ass dick bro
...it scared me too
Impossible birds aren't scared of worms
It was so tiny he was terrified.
Was it a chicken
This would've been funnier if you scared off a rooster.\nHigh five to anyone who caught on...
That wasn't screams of terror. It was hoops of hysterical laughter.
I can understand your confusion. It did fall off the branch. But that's because it was laughing too hard, not from fright.
it thought it was a branch lol dumb dick