if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I thought ftw=ferrets taste weird.
I think ftw= fuck the world.
IDK but I think they eat cocks
hey fuck your titties 10:32
i died laughing
i use to read those books when i was little - best analogy!
i thought ftw=fuck the what
meese? really? fucking idiot
I thought the same 1106 : /
Do moose even eat muffins?
HAHAHaha madeee me lol
yeah agreed 315 give a mouse a cookie shits on whatever the hell give a moose a muffin is
I though ftw = fat throbbing wieners
its true. thats why you should never do the taking off of clothes below the belt yourselves girls. if they want it off, they'll take it off and then you're not obliged to do anything.
there was a book when we were kids (I assume most of you are around 20-something...) called "if you give a moose a muffin" about how once you do that he'll want more and more. there was also "if you give a mouse a cookie". and yes, if you take it out you should do that too...
Im just enjoying all the things that people came up with for "ftw".
ftw is fuck the world to bikers and other old schoolers, but for nerds and geeks it means for the win.
1:09, what if i don't want to give him a bj, but i put it in my vagina...isn't that pleasing it?
Is the plural of moose, mooses or meese, or just moose?
why did she take it out if she wasn't going to suck it, jerk it, or fuck it? Was she going to examine it and then put it back in his pants?
im a girl and even i agree with this
you gotta play by the rules
hahahaha giving a moose a muffin...i only knew about "if you give a mouse of cookie". picturing mooses and muffins just made this even more ridiculous haha
Are there such things as moose muffins? Are they like dog biscuits?
looove this! so funny and true, and i loved that book
ftw = fuck the world
True that those are the rules! Just like if I give you head you have to go down on me
I WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is the better children's book reference of the If You Give A... Series, there is also If You Give A Pig A Pancake but the Moose was just as powerful, genius analogy!
The better-known book is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of generosity. If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. Then he'll want a napkin to wipe off his milk mustache. It goes on like this for pages until they end up back in the kitchen where he asks for another cookie. I don't know if the OP intended the analogy to be so perfect, but it totally is.
If you give a pig a pork loin
"If You Give a Moose a Muffin" reference ftw.
I'm pretty sure that if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.... You don't HAVE to say yes... Although, that is probably bad manners :)
11:58 have you sucked a lot of cock, how many guys have you sucker punched?
i want a muffin now...
Oh, fuck, I loled. That was funny as shit.
whoever is giving her this advice is doing her a great favor by teaching her the ways, i think if you pull it out and don't do shit with it you deserve to be dick whipped into submission
Moose. ... Just moose.
mmmm.... I like muffins. Especially banana nut muffins.
ftw-for the weiner...hahahahahah
My friend and I always use "If you give a mouse a cookie..." to get out of doing shit! hahahaha
But I agree: if you take out his cock and it was you that initiated it... you have to do something to please it :)
i say meese b/c its funny.
and giving a moose a muffin sounds better than mouse a cookie
1:12, the plural or moose is "moosen," as in, "I saw a flock of moosen."
nah, meese is legit. Have you not seen a herd of meese before 1:54?
because she's a bitch 12:21 because she's a bitch
11:42 yeah try it and you'll get sucker punched like the last guy.
you know i found this thread absolutely riveting, keep up the good work
It makes me sad that the first place you went was "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" and not the original and far superior "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
what does 'ftw' mean?
tell this to my girlfriend...
its respect is what it is
hahahah if you give a moose a muffin. AWESOME!
I guess I am gonna have to open your mouth and put my cock in there 11:40 and then make your head rock back and forth. It's ok, I don't mind
Oh, well that still makes no sense.
haha its true.
last time i started taking it out
he jumped up and helped.
ahhh goood times.
ha ha ha ha... love your work 12:01
i wish guys HAD to go down on us when they take our vageen's out =[
This would be from Missouri, that's not even a real state.
Somebody explain the moose/muffin thing please?
why else would a bitch take a cock out in the first place?
ftw = fresh twat wafers
i loveee that book!!
thats the best analogy ever. instant classic.
why can't more girls ( god i hope you are a girl) think like this?
ftw = frank the welder
I still don't get the moose muffin thing
Thanks assholes! Now every time I read that story to my toddler, I'm going to think of this and get wood.
Why is every childhood memory of mine being turned into an innuendo???
I saw a pack of meese the other day...
And some gooses
I just have to put my 2 cents in regarding "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" VS "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" debate.
I would have to point out that I believe "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the messiah of the "If You Give a..." series. Hands down.
I'm pretty sure I made that reference myself once.
ok 11:58 feel free to punch me, it will be easier to force feed you cock when you are unconscious
yeah i'd have to say that if you give a mouse a cookie would've been the better reference.. the moose/muffin was the second story!
to 6:48, they DO have to!
this is my new favorite tfln of all time
The texter (and quite possibly the textee) have young kids. at the very least, they hang around young children a lot, possibly little siblings or they work in a day care. The analogy to the book is breathtakingly brilliant.
I don't HAVE to do anything
I LOVE it!
NO, ftw means "free the whales" Geeez, dont you know anything.
4:59 Actually the first one was "If You Give a Pig a Pancake." I loved those books so I know. :)
they eat muffin tops
mouse one is classic but i love all of them
how great are those books?
i still have them in my house.
10:13 - ftw=for the win