if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I thought ftw=ferrets taste weird.
I think ftw= fuck the world.
IDK but I think they eat cocks
i died laughing
i thought ftw=fuck the what
hey fuck your titties 10:32
i use to read those books when i was little - best analogy!
I thought the same 1106 : /
looove this! so funny and true, and i loved that book
I though ftw = fat throbbing wieners
yeah agreed 315 give a mouse a cookie shits on whatever the hell give a moose a muffin is
1:09, what if i don't want to give him a bj, but i put it in my vagina...isn't that pleasing it?
Do moose even eat muffins?
HAHAHaha madeee me lol
meese? really? fucking idiot
there was a book when we were kids (I assume most of you are around 20-something...) called "if you give a moose a muffin" about how once you do that he'll want more and more. there was also "if you give a mouse a cookie". and yes, if you take it out you should do that too...
Is the plural of moose, mooses or meese, or just moose?
its true. thats why you should never do the taking off of clothes below the belt yourselves girls. if they want it off, they'll take it off and then you're not obliged to do anything.
Im just enjoying all the things that people came up with for "ftw".
hahahaha giving a moose a muffin...i only knew about "if you give a mouse of cookie". picturing mooses and muffins just made this even more ridiculous haha
True that those are the rules! Just like if I give you head you have to go down on me
im a girl and even i agree with this
you gotta play by the rules
I WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are there such things as moose muffins? Are they like dog biscuits?
why did she take it out if she wasn't going to suck it, jerk it, or fuck it? Was she going to examine it and then put it back in his pants?
Moose. ... Just moose.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is the better children's book reference of the If You Give A... Series, there is also If You Give A Pig A Pancake but the Moose was just as powerful, genius analogy!
ftw is fuck the world to bikers and other old schoolers, but for nerds and geeks it means for the win.
1:12, the plural or moose is "moosen," as in, "I saw a flock of moosen."
If you give a pig a pork loin
11:58 have you sucked a lot of cock, how many guys have you sucker punched?
ftw = fuck the world
ftw-for the weiner...hahahahahah
The better-known book is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of generosity. If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. Then he'll want a napkin to wipe off his milk mustache. It goes on like this for pages until they end up back in the kitchen where he asks for another cookie. I don't know if the OP intended the analogy to be so perfect, but it totally is.
i want a muffin now...
Oh, fuck, I loled. That was funny as shit.
"If You Give a Moose a Muffin" reference ftw.
I'm pretty sure that if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.... You don't HAVE to say yes... Although, that is probably bad manners :)
My friend and I always use "If you give a mouse a cookie..." to get out of doing shit! hahahaha
But I agree: if you take out his cock and it was you that initiated it... you have to do something to please it :)
i say meese b/c its funny.
and giving a moose a muffin sounds better than mouse a cookie
whoever is giving her this advice is doing her a great favor by teaching her the ways, i think if you pull it out and don't do shit with it you deserve to be dick whipped into submission
mmmm.... I like muffins. Especially banana nut muffins.
what does 'ftw' mean?
you know i found this thread absolutely riveting, keep up the good work
nah, meese is legit. Have you not seen a herd of meese before 1:54?
because she's a bitch 12:21 because she's a bitch
11:42 yeah try it and you'll get sucker punched like the last guy.
tell this to my girlfriend...
This would be from Missouri, that's not even a real state.
It makes me sad that the first place you went was "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" and not the original and far superior "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
I guess I am gonna have to open your mouth and put my cock in there 11:40 and then make your head rock back and forth. It's ok, I don't mind
Oh, well that still makes no sense.
its respect is what it is
i wish guys HAD to go down on us when they take our vageen's out =[
hahahah if you give a moose a muffin. AWESOME!
haha its true.
last time i started taking it out
he jumped up and helped.
ahhh goood times.
ha ha ha ha... love your work 12:01
why else would a bitch take a cock out in the first place?
ftw = fresh twat wafers
Thanks assholes! Now every time I read that story to my toddler, I'm going to think of this and get wood.
thats the best analogy ever. instant classic.
Somebody explain the moose/muffin thing please?
why can't more girls ( god i hope you are a girl) think like this?
yeah i'd have to say that if you give a mouse a cookie would've been the better reference.. the moose/muffin was the second story!
Why is every childhood memory of mine being turned into an innuendo???
ftw = frank the welder
I still don't get the moose muffin thing
i loveee that book!!
ok 11:58 feel free to punch me, it will be easier to force feed you cock when you are unconscious
I saw a pack of meese the other day...
And some gooses
this is my new favorite tfln of all time
to 6:48, they DO have to!
I'm pretty sure I made that reference myself once.
I just have to put my 2 cents in regarding "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" VS "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" debate.
I would have to point out that I believe "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the messiah of the "If You Give a..." series. Hands down.
The texter (and quite possibly the textee) have young kids. at the very least, they hang around young children a lot, possibly little siblings or they work in a day care. The analogy to the book is breathtakingly brilliant.
they eat muffin tops
I LOVE it!
NO, ftw means "free the whales" Geeez, dont you know anything.
I don't HAVE to do anything
4:59 Actually the first one was "If You Give a Pig a Pancake." I loved those books so I know. :)
mouse one is classic but i love all of them
how great are those books?
i still have them in my house.
10:13 - ftw=for the win