if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I thought ftw=ferrets taste weird.
IDK but I think they eat cocks
I think ftw= fuck the world.
i use to read those books when i was little - best analogy!
If you give a pig a pork loin
i thought ftw=fuck the what
looove this! so funny and true, and i loved that book
i died laughing
yeah agreed 315 give a mouse a cookie shits on whatever the hell give a moose a muffin is
I thought the same 1106 : /
meese? really? fucking idiot
hey fuck your titties 10:32
Is the plural of moose, mooses or meese, or just moose?
1:09, what if i don't want to give him a bj, but i put it in my vagina...isn't that pleasing it?
True that those are the rules! Just like if I give you head you have to go down on me
there was a book when we were kids (I assume most of you are around 20-something...) called "if you give a moose a muffin" about how once you do that he'll want more and more. there was also "if you give a mouse a cookie". and yes, if you take it out you should do that too...
Do moose even eat muffins?
its true. thats why you should never do the taking off of clothes below the belt yourselves girls. if they want it off, they'll take it off and then you're not obliged to do anything.
HAHAHaha madeee me lol
Im just enjoying all the things that people came up with for "ftw".
hahahaha giving a moose a muffin...i only knew about "if you give a mouse of cookie". picturing mooses and muffins just made this even more ridiculous haha
I though ftw = fat throbbing wieners
11:58 have you sucked a lot of cock, how many guys have you sucker punched?
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is the better children's book reference of the If You Give A... Series, there is also If You Give A Pig A Pancake but the Moose was just as powerful, genius analogy!
im a girl and even i agree with this
you gotta play by the rules
why did she take it out if she wasn't going to suck it, jerk it, or fuck it? Was she going to examine it and then put it back in his pants?
Oh, fuck, I loled. That was funny as shit.
whoever is giving her this advice is doing her a great favor by teaching her the ways, i think if you pull it out and don't do shit with it you deserve to be dick whipped into submission
Moose. ... Just moose.
I guess I am gonna have to open your mouth and put my cock in there 11:40 and then make your head rock back and forth. It's ok, I don't mind
1:12, the plural or moose is "moosen," as in, "I saw a flock of moosen."
ftw = fuck the world
I'm pretty sure that if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.... You don't HAVE to say yes... Although, that is probably bad manners :)
i say meese b/c its funny.
and giving a moose a muffin sounds better than mouse a cookie
I WANT A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
ftw-for the weiner...hahahahahah
Are there such things as moose muffins? Are they like dog biscuits?
"If You Give a Moose a Muffin" reference ftw.
i want a muffin now...
ftw is fuck the world to bikers and other old schoolers, but for nerds and geeks it means for the win.
The better-known book is If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of generosity. If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. Then he'll want a napkin to wipe off his milk mustache. It goes on like this for pages until they end up back in the kitchen where he asks for another cookie. I don't know if the OP intended the analogy to be so perfect, but it totally is.
ha ha ha ha... love your work 12:01
ftw = fresh twat wafers
tell this to my girlfriend...
This would be from Missouri, that's not even a real state.
what does 'ftw' mean?
nah, meese is legit. Have you not seen a herd of meese before 1:54?
My friend and I always use "If you give a mouse a cookie..." to get out of doing shit! hahahaha
But I agree: if you take out his cock and it was you that initiated it... you have to do something to please it :)
11:42 yeah try it and you'll get sucker punched like the last guy.
thats the best analogy ever. instant classic.
It makes me sad that the first place you went was "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" and not the original and far superior "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
its respect is what it is
haha its true.
last time i started taking it out
he jumped up and helped.
ahhh goood times.
because she's a bitch 12:21 because she's a bitch
4:59 Actually the first one was "If You Give a Pig a Pancake." I loved those books so I know. :)
why else would a bitch take a cock out in the first place?
Oh, well that still makes no sense.
you know i found this thread absolutely riveting, keep up the good work
i wish guys HAD to go down on us when they take our vageen's out =[
hahahah if you give a moose a muffin. AWESOME!
mmmm.... I like muffins. Especially banana nut muffins.
Thanks assholes! Now every time I read that story to my toddler, I'm going to think of this and get wood.
i loveee that book!!
why can't more girls ( god i hope you are a girl) think like this?
yeah i'd have to say that if you give a mouse a cookie would've been the better reference.. the moose/muffin was the second story!
ok 11:58 feel free to punch me, it will be easier to force feed you cock when you are unconscious
ftw = frank the welder
I still don't get the moose muffin thing
I saw a pack of meese the other day...
And some gooses
I just have to put my 2 cents in regarding "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" VS "If You Give a Moose a Muffin" debate.
I would have to point out that I believe "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the messiah of the "If You Give a..." series. Hands down.
The texter (and quite possibly the textee) have young kids. at the very least, they hang around young children a lot, possibly little siblings or they work in a day care. The analogy to the book is breathtakingly brilliant.
I LOVE it!
Somebody explain the moose/muffin thing please?
I'm pretty sure I made that reference myself once.
Why is every childhood memory of mine being turned into an innuendo???
NO, ftw means "free the whales" Geeez, dont you know anything.
they eat muffin tops
mouse one is classic but i love all of them
how great are those books?
i still have them in my house.
to 6:48, they DO have to!
this is my new favorite tfln of all time
10:13 - ftw=for the win
I don't HAVE to do anything