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  • And thats pretty much what this site is about. Hence the thing on the homepage "do you remember the texts you sent last night?" "we do"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:13am
  • There's more to life than sex idiots. Wake up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:54pm
  • ...you bitch and moan about how everyone talks about sex.... yet you keep reading about it on here..... why don't you go edit Wikipedia or something instead? *confused*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:01am
  • 1:26 quit actin' like a hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12am
  • parotts dipped in nacho cheese <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:48pm
  • @12:05, learn to tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14am
  • U don't know that this is fake..this is possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:50am
  • 12 05, hence the name "texts from last night" dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10am
  • How slutty is a girl if she has had sex with 8 guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:15am
  • This might not be fake.. I had a guy friend who wanted a relationship, and I just didn't like him, so he basically asked me for a blowjob allowance. Desperate much?? I know.. But this is totally possible, been there. Can't say I've "done that" tho.. He was hung like a proactiv bottle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:30am
  • Haha this shit is funny though. Chill out prude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:11am
  • Welp. I gave a blowjob about... 2 and a half hours ago. It was fun. And I had some awesome sex. So suck on that one 11:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Well it's good to know you actually do college the right way instead of like the people that just have sex in college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Chill 11:51. Telling everyone off on tfln is not going to make them stop having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I dunno, I bought this app because it had some funny things on it. But lately it's all sex drugs and alchohol :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:05am
  • 11:44 is giving out free BJs maybe even a ZJ if you play your cards right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:23am
  • Is it sad that I have actually recieved a text similar to that from an ex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:30pm
  • ...it's realllllll classy to be bragging about that at fourteen. No doubt you'll be pregggerrzz within the year. You hoe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54am
  • Being college educated doesn't mean you've got even an ounce of common sense, or that you're any better than anyone else. Now shut your self important mouth and step down from your pedestal.

    Submitted by melissasue on Jul 17, 10 at 11:44pm
  • 1141, you're supposed to make a secret message with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:00am
  • 11:51 why are you bitchin to everyone about it get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:22am
  • Ur a cock biting fuck tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:38am
  • Not slutty unless she has STDs. She's just easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:20am
  • haha i give my guy friend blowjobs sometimes...like friends with benefits. and im only 14. so having sex with 8 guys isnt bad...even tho i havent had sex lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:26am
  • better question is can you progress your friendship to the point where she takes it in the face for allowance money...........in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:20am
  • You sir have said what I've wished to say to many a girl. My hat is off to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:35pm
  • To the OP: next time you ask her for a BJ you should ask her if she has seen your balls anywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:22am
  • Thanks :) sorry about insulting you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:59pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm
  • i wish a guy would say that to me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Eh i have sex and give head all the time and im 14 but ill be the first to admit that im kinda fucked up haha 954 for life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:09am
  • 11:51 is only bitching about sex on tfln because he/she is not getting any. Has anyone thought of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:27am
  • What bout a blumpkin???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:47am
  • How slutty is 7 guys in less than a year?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31am
  • whoa the girl who says shes fourteen and has given guys bjs...ur pretty advanced for ur age! i didnt give a bj to a boyfriend until i was 16. please dont go around bragging about bjs when you are that young. you will get a bad reputation, hun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Hi. 11:52 here. I know there's more to life. I actually study the meaning of life and existensialism. I'm 24 and have my masters degree... So... Does that make me a whore or a slut you stupid zealot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Why is everyone whores these days. Like EVERYONE is always having sex sex sex it's SOOO ANNOYING. And don't accuse me of being "young". Just because I actually believe otherwise than self righteous YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:51pm
  • damn straight. Guys don't ASK bitches for blowjobs they TELL the bitches when they want a blowjob. If the bitch doesn't do it, a real guy will kick her ass out right then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:23am
  • I give free blowj0bs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:44pm