Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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And thats pretty much what this site is about.
Hence the thing on the homepage "do you remember the texts you sent last night?" "we do"
There's more to life than sex idiots. Wake up.
...you bitch and moan about how everyone talks about sex.... yet you keep reading about it on here..... why don't you go edit Wikipedia or something instead? *confused*
U don't know that this is fake..this is possible
1:26 quit actin' like a hoe
parotts dipped in nacho cheese <3
I dunno, I bought this app because it had some funny things on it. But lately it's all sex drugs and alchohol :/
This might not be fake.. I had a guy friend who wanted a relationship, and I just didn't like him, so he basically asked me for a blowjob allowance. Desperate much?? I know.. But this is totally possible, been there. Can't say I've "done that" tho.. He was hung like a proactiv bottle
@12:05, learn to tfln
12 05, hence the name "texts from last night" dumbass
Well it's good to know you actually do college the right way instead of like the people that just have sex in college.
Is it sad that I have actually recieved a text similar to that from an ex?
Not slutty unless she has STDs. She's just easy.
11:44 is giving out free BJs maybe even a ZJ if you play your cards right
Chill 11:51. Telling everyone off on tfln is not going to make them stop having sex.
Welp. I gave a blowjob about... 2 and a half hours ago. It was fun. And I had some awesome sex. So suck on that one 11:51
Being college educated doesn't mean you've got even an ounce of common sense, or that you're any better than anyone else. Now shut your self important mouth and step down from your pedestal.
How slutty is a girl if she has had sex with 8 guys?
Haha this shit is funny though. Chill out prude
To the OP: next time you ask her for a BJ you should ask her if she has seen your balls anywhere.
haha i give my guy friend blowjobs sometimes...like friends with benefits. and im only 14. so having sex with 8 guys isnt bad...even tho i havent had sex lol
11:51 why are you bitchin to everyone about it get a life
Ur a cock biting fuck tard
You sir have said what I've wished to say to many a girl. My hat is off to you.
...it's realllllll classy to be bragging about that at fourteen. No doubt you'll be pregggerrzz within the year. You hoe.
1141, you're supposed to make a secret message with it.
Thanks :) sorry about insulting you
Eh i have sex and give head all the time and im 14 but ill be the first to admit that im kinda fucked up haha
954 for life!
better question is can you progress your friendship to the point where she takes it in the face for allowance money...........in the face!
What bout a blumpkin???
11:51 is only bitching about sex on tfln because he/she is not getting any. Has anyone thought of that?
i wish a guy would say that to me lol
Hi. 11:52 here. I know there's more to life. I actually study the meaning of life and existensialism. I'm 24 and have my masters degree... So... Does that make me a whore or a slut you stupid zealot.
How slutty is 7 guys in less than a year?
whoa the girl who says shes fourteen and has given guys bjs...ur pretty advanced for ur age! i didnt give a bj to a boyfriend until i was 16. please dont go around bragging about bjs when you are that young. you will get a bad reputation, hun.
Why is everyone whores these days. Like EVERYONE is always having sex sex sex it's SOOO ANNOYING. And don't accuse me of being "young". Just because I actually believe otherwise than self righteous YOU.
damn straight. Guys don't ASK bitches for blowjobs they TELL the bitches when they want a blowjob. If the bitch doesn't do it, a real guy will kick her ass out right then
I give free blowj0bs!